The men and women of Mar-O-Lago
@goblinkingjosh.bsky.social
@goblinkingjosh.bsky.socialThe men and women of Mar-O-Lago
@goblinkingjosh.bsky.socialThere is always time for a little romance and sex. Even in a possible Zombie Apocalypse
@goblinkingjosh.bsky.socialI’m so fixated I keep forgetting to skeet about the movie.
@satscribe74.bsky.socialThems zombies are smart. They're using tools for weapons!
#BurialGround #TechnicolorTerrors
@joetedjerome.bsky.socialThis is NOT the score for a horror movie.
But I give them props for going ahead and running with it anyway.
@goblinkingjosh.bsky.socialWhat even is this movie?
@joetedjerome.bsky.social*Zombie heads courtesy of the Cadbury Company
@satscribe74.bsky.socialThe filmmakers strolled into the nearest maggot shop and said "Give me all of your maggots."
#BurialGround #TechnicolorTerrors
@joetedjerome.bsky.socialI finally stopped trying coz I was tired of all the shrieking.
@goblinkingjosh.bsky.socialIf we don’t get a zombie orgy in this movie i am gonna riot. I wanna watch these gross ass zombies FUCK hard.
@satscribe74.bsky.socialThey're monsters and they're coming toward us but let's...let's just stay put right here!
#BurialGround #TechnicolorTerrors
@joetedjerome.bsky.socialThe zombies' looks in this movie range from 'super-effective' to 'yeah, okay, sure'.
@goblinkingjosh.bsky.socialHow I apparently look to anyone I ask out on a date:
(The dates never happen because I am “too ugly”)
@satscribe74.bsky.socialThe space age/computer sounds in the score make the zombie scenes more memorable.
#BurialGround #TechnicolorTerrors
@satscribe74.bsky.socialNearly everyone's horny in a horror movie. You know what that means.
@goblinkingjosh.bsky.socialWhy aren’t they running away?
@toptags.bsky.social