"You know what would really sizzled them?”
“What?”
“If you had your shirt off.”
“Oh. My. God. They would so flash. What if you had your blouse off?”
“My mom would think we were going at it.”
“My mom would think I had finally gone crazy.”
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“False alarm, I guess.”
“Yes. Wait, I hear them.”
“Here. Lay down on top of me a little.”
~~~~~
“I thought they were coming,” she said.
“They’re still talking, I suppose.”
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You are the funniest girl I ever met.”
“Right. What a great characteristic. Funny.”
“I didn’t mean it in a bad way. I meant… I haven’t laughed since my grandfather died. He and I were close. I loved him. His name was Sydney, too.”
“Oh. I’m sorry. You were named for him?”
“Yes.”
“I see.”
#blinddate

“Whoa! I would have liked to see that.”
“Except I don’t have a bikini, and I would fall flat on my face. Stop laughing.”
“I can’t help it. You are the funniest girl I ever met.”
“Right. What a great characteristic. Funny.”
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