guys wake up Luna is bookposting again ehehe #hahndensuriel #astarionbook #baldursgate3astarion #thepaladin #densuriel #argentbadger @tkingfisher.com
NOW TELL ME HOW CLOSE I GOT :3
but like
respectfully tho
asked a paladin friend and she was like "yeah that's #Lathander coded"

In my "Astarion by T. Kingfisher - A Spoiler - Free Review" I list the pros and cons and also explain why it's better not to waste money on this book.

Full text on my Tumblr: www.tumblr.com/patriciaancu...

#astarion #TheNotstarionSaga #AstarionBookSpoilers #AstarionBook #Notstarion #Baldursgate3

I would like to report that the entire #Yousen tag appears to be me save two posts. I can't wait for more people to love mah boy once they've gotten through the #AstarionBook and for the tag to start filling up with more #rockgnome (aka #steinneblin) goodness.

Guys, I have really good news: my bank got my money back from Broken Binding. These dogs were weaseling out of it and didn’t want to refund the Astarion book, but thank Satan they got put in their place.

#astarionbook #TheNotstarionSaga #notstarion #brokenbinding #tkingfisher

what's hilarious to me (not these, they're beautiful) -- in a recent chapter of my fic, I accidentally quoted the #astarionbook without meaning to. SEND HELP.

Honestly a very amusing paragraph lmao #astarionbook @tkingfisher.com I can definitely hear Astarion thinking this as he’s laying there dying (husband got a kick out of it, he’s our DM for all games) #bg3 #astarion

so i’ve decided to read the astarion book instead of listening to it (i wanted a longer book to listen to this month)

SPOILER BELLOW #astarionbook #astarionbookspoiler

I cannot express the amount of struggle it has been to hide shadows LMAO but I love it though. HC - #Astarion got his shadow back with the tadpole. Bc reasons. #Yousen #Cazador #AstarionBook #BaldursGate3Astarion @tkingfisher.com (note these are "works in progress" ahahaha also we stan WalmartGodey)

I wanted to give my short review of the #astarionbook here, as hopefully a palette cleanser to some of the... nonsense surrounding this novel.

I finished it on Tuesday in almost one sitting and I can give it a solid 7.5/10 ⭐, if not 8/10 ⭐ since I'm also EXTREMELY biased towards paladins.

(1/?)

Remember to put your vampire lord peepaw to bed, he needs his 8 to 10 hours beauty sleep 🤡: #astarion #bg3 #astarionbook #astarionnovel #astarionbookspoilers

Me, when I read the reviews of people for the #astarionnovel who literally say they never played the game or know #Astarion, or KF's parasocial stans defending and glazing the #astarionbook:

Instead of being mad at an author, let's remain mad at WotC for a rushed timeline, putting profit before anything else, and not giving an artist the creative freedom they deserve. #astarionbook

#astarionbook update: I’m halfway through the book and I don’t see anything discourse-able so far. It’s funny, horny, and horrifying, exactly what I’d expected.

Now, my line and copy editor might thwap me on the nose with the Chicago manual if I wrote in paragraphs like that, but it also works?

Seriously, I’ve never regretted a pre-order like this. It especially hurts to see that Neil started promoting the book on TikTok , I don’t know what to think about that.

#astarionbook #TheNotstarionSaga #notstarion

Loving remind (and note to self) that it's always okay to log off.

I feel like some of us paying attention to the #astarionbook discourse should remember that.

Drink water, be kind, read fic. Etc

is #Yousen the MOST rock gnome? #baldursgate3astarion #astarionbook @tkingfisher.com

oh, #Astarion, you almost believed him didn't you? (MORE MEMES MORE MEMES) #astarionbook #baldursgate3astarion @tkingfisher.com

I have been waiting TWO CENTURIES...or...idk, a few weeks, to post this #Dalyria meme from #baldursgate3astarion pls appreciate my restraint #astarionbook #astarion @tkingfisher.com more memes...there are more...

Happy Release Day #AstarionBook 🥳 May u be sporked endlessly bc your drivel is useless for anything else than to be taken the piss on & then ur existence forgotten about like the other inglorious BG installments. May ur trajectory follow the Baldur's Gate 1 book in ratings & glory!🎉 #Astarion #Bg3