Warm sheets straight out of the dryer get a hug from me faster than any person ever has.
The next load finishes in twelve minutes. You can wait with me, or you can wait outside.

Warm sheets straight out of the dryer get a hug from me faster than any person ever has.
The next load finishes in twelve minutes. You can wait with me, or you can wait outside.
She tied a cherry stem into a knot with her tongue and looked at me like it was a contest.
I have thread in all ten fingers. I let her win @trinket-emi.bsky.social
Nobody is coming over to set this up for me. I stopped waiting for that somewhere in the second year.
I got good at it instead. That was never the plan, it was the consolation.
Every photo anyone else ever took of me came out wrong, and they always blamed the camera.
I set this one up myself. Look as long as you want. I will know.
First coffee of the day at four in the afternoon and I still call it morning.
There is nobody here to correct me, which is most of why I live alone.
You could have said something instead of picking up the phone.
Now half of it is on the burner and you have got a picture of me laughing about it.