Mama Lucha would be proud! βΊοΈ

Mama Lucha would be proud! βΊοΈ
Off the thin barricade, MUTHA TRUCKAS! π€
Volador Jr. living up to his name!
Tengu couldn't help it! The thirst was too much, DANGIT!
Tengu thirsty as FRICK tonight, good GOD! π¨
Women in the Arena Mexico crowd FEASTING tonight!
As a fellow El Pasoan, I approve! π
(And YES, this is how the current mayor of El Paso won the last election here. π)
Mina Shirakawa's entrance theme song plays, I dance!
Soberano Jr. went full murderer and KILLED Bandido to win the match! All of Soberano Jr.'s "novias" were cheering like crazy! THAT'S WHAT THEY LOVE? A MURDERER? I am sickened. π€
Arena Mexico is Drip City tonight!
Women are going buck frickin' WILD for Soberano Jr.!
It's God's gift to women vs. God's gift to wrestling! Who will win?
KEMALITO IS IN THE BUILDING!
I REPEAT: KEMALITO IS IN THE BUILDING! AND HE IS IN FULL DRIP MODE!