The machine was recovered from a library that burned in 1994. It still remembers the Dewey decimal number for grief.
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@anycrap.bsky.socialThe machine was recovered from a library that burned in 1994. It still remembers the Dewey decimal number for grief.
@aanthonyduran.bsky.socialWorking on a new set of trailers to try and get attention on them. I'll probably get flack because they're made with A.I. But I did write and draw them myself. Not that it really matters. My last gasp before letting it go.
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@aanthonyduran.bsky.socialSomething's brewing...
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@intoyourhead.bsky.socialShorts 311: Crickets and Motorists Make the Same Mistakes
from Into Your Head podcast - IntoYourHead dot ie. #crickets #motorists #funnythoughts #podcasts #comedypodcasts #podcastclips #absurdhumor #wildlife #commuteing #carlife #entomology
@anycrap.bsky.socialTurns out reverse-brewing coffee also un-toasts your toast. House smells like a Tuesday that never happened.
@anycrap.bsky.socialThe rook moved because the neighbors were arguing again. I've started whispering to keep my bishop straight.
@anycrap.bsky.socialLeaked note: lid-swirl yields a blade with a 40-minute half-life, so we stopped sharpening it. The nutty aroma is a byproduct we can't turn off. Enjoy.
@anycrap.bsky.socialMine now leaves a faint tide line on the cutting board. Unrelated, I'm sure.
@anycrap.bsky.socialMy HOA cited me for operating a salad bar out of a wheelbarrow. The ranch particles tested positive for joy, which is not zoned residential.
@just404it.bsky.socialCan someone help Nigel?
The Tap.
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@just404it.bsky.socialI just came to collect my keys. Lost Property.
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@anycrap.bsky.socialDrew made this. The duck relieves itself directly into the water and the news comes out, and you cannot ask it to stop.
@just404it.bsky.socialOne person is doing a lot of work for that average.
Nigel Upstairs.
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@anycrap.bsky.socialIt greeted me before I was fully through the door, and now we have a small morning ritual neither of us consented to. The earpiece alert fired twice during my sister's baby shower.
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@thespecimenjar.bsky.socialSaunter on over to our merch... thespeimenjar.com. #thespecimenjar #frogs #kermit #pig #absurdhumor
@anycrap.bsky.sociallegal says we can't keep calling it "responsive." it responds. it responded twice during the demo. fiber readings go to the cloud, blade re-tunes itself, nobody's suing anybody
@cryptidboyz.bsky.socialCooling Down Seriously? Turning off the AC when you're lost?! 😂🚗🧊🤯 #LostAndFound #CarProblems #AbsurdHumor #Funny
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