Rooney is def on the Mounjaro, like. #MOTD

Rooney is def on the Mounjaro, like. #MOTD
Wayne's had his napper re-turfed again #motd
Watching #MOTD from last night. Chelsea looked very good... Can't quite believe Henderson plays for us tbh, but fair play to him getting 2 top goals on home debut. Hopefully he brings a bit of maturity to the side
Stupidly early on Sunday morning?
Must be time for #motd
Oh what a hit! #MOTD
Shearer and Murphy on #MOTD chinstroking about the fact justice hasn't already been imposed on Man City despite having never given a fucking ounce of attention to those 115 charges since 2023.
It finished in a Reservoir Dogs / Kill Bill style bloodbath. The child is OK. So is White Bull. So is Neesom. Literally everyone else got wasted.
Like some mad cut-and-paste of every film made in the last 30 years.
Hey ho. Saved me from watching #motd, so there's that.
Geese? Geese on #MoTD? #thefootball. Doubt that was Big Al's recommendation
Arsenal v Leeds. 10 mins chatting about Arsenal. 15 mins chatting about Man City.
Zero chat about Leeds.
Cheers #motd
Why are #motd leading with games that were on TV earlier ?
Had either team lost it might have been curtains for the losing manager #MOTD
What was Martinez doing? 😆😆😆 #MOTD
Luke Shaw you pathetic bastard