At the office, where the first item in the agenda is the Tylenol pills I keep in the drawer. #pain #MondaysSuck

That was one of the fastest blood sample collections I've experienced in a while. Less than 10 mins from the time I arrived, I'm out.

Now to find breakfast, including a substantial amount of coffee. #MondaysSuck

Off to get that blood drawn, then breakfast, then work. Asked for morning PTO, so I don't have to rush... without coffee in my veins I wouldn't be able to rush even if needed. #MondaysSuck

Blood test before work today, so no breakfast, no coffee, no will to live. #MondaysSuck

Again? #MondaysSuck

When you're hoping that either your back pain or you lack of sleep will k*ll you before you are forced to get out of bed, must be Monday morning. #MondaysSuck

Can we please move along as a society to the point where Mondays are just the third day of every weekend?

#Mondayssuck

Good morning friends. It's Monday again but at least I've got coffee! I hope you have a great Monday that is filled with lots of coffee and as little of work as possible #Coffee #Mondayssuck

PTO has ended after a very successful opening of True West, and now it's back to work.

#MondayVibes #MondaysSuck #IH8Mondays #MondayMonday #MondayVibes #Coffee #Caffeine

Running out of excuses to stay at work, our hero quietly -- and painfully -- heads home, while still having to stop to pick up meds and food, so he can stay alive to repeat this tomorrow. #rotting #MondaysSuck

Seems I'm already over the daily caffeine limit my body can tolerate before triggering a migraine... and I still have about 3 hours of work left. :( #MondaysSuck

Please be aware that my mood today is so bad that I might click "Report Spam/Phishing" on any work email that doesn't justify why I'm reading it in the opening sentence. #PSA #MondaysSuck

At the office. My body and brain are debating what to do now. #MondaysSuck

Having breakfast before going to work. Just wanted pancakes, but waitress reminded me i might need protein (and an iced latte) to face what is already one of those Mondays. #MondaysSuck #KillianCafe

Frak. I knew taking extra sleep meds would have consequences. Didn't hear any of the alarms, only woke up because bladder demanded attention. I'll have to ask for the morning off. #MondaysSuck

Frak. Almost fell for a phishing attempt. It bypassed my usual BS senses because it was in Spanish (and well made). Dammit, I don't have time for this. #MondaysSuck

Arrived home to a blue bedroom. Lightbulb forgot what "white" means. Set it white, bright white, cool white, all shades of light blue. Set to warm white, becomes yellowish. So I just had to do a software update to fix it.... yeah, it's still Monday. #MondaysSuck

Should've had a coffee after lunch. Why? Because Monday. #Sleepy #MondaysSuck

Yes, I'm back at the office, but I'm not proud of this. #MondaysSuck

Another clue that it's Monday morning: I start my work playlist with top pop hits (on random shuffle) and the first one is Paramore: "This is why, I don't leave the house..." #MondaysSuck