Rosemary didn’t use proper posture or take her fish oil supplements. Now she must wear the gloves of shame.
She does not like the gloves of shame.
Take care of yourself before carpal tunnel comes for you too.
Signed, The Lurker

Rosemary didn’t use proper posture or take her fish oil supplements. Now she must wear the gloves of shame.
She does not like the gloves of shame.
Take care of yourself before carpal tunnel comes for you too.
Signed, The Lurker
Do you over use any words, Writer? Of course, to over use words, you have to write some...
Signed, The Lurker
Hello Writers, you know I'll do what ever it takes to get you to write. So...let's discuss.🍵
Signed,
The Lurker
Hello writers, it’s so nice to meet you. For the month of October, I’ll be posting on Rosemary’s account.
Who am I? I’m a fictional boogeyman lurking in the corner of your mind, waiting to strike. So long as you’re actually making progress on your book, you have nothing to fear.
Hello Bluesky,
Rosemary is on her way to the basement to work on her next book. Meanwhile, I've come out to play with all of you.
Looking forward to midnight,
The Lurker
Summoning #TheLurker
Do you think he'll come down the chimney???
#Lurktober starts tonight! #Writesky #Writingcommunity
(side note: I painted those cookies and I'm really proud of them)
I'm gonna be real (before tomorrow when I become fiction), I'm super duper nervous about this. Like I don't know if it's worse if the internet thinks I'm weird or if just no one sees #Lurktober.
I'm already wanting to do it next year (with more time to prepare/make it cool).
The Lurker is still available for free on bookfunnel through the end of today.
Merry #Lurktober Eve!
#Lurktober is a month where a fictional character (#TheLurker) will be taking over my account. He is voiced by @ajfidalgo.com who has put in incredible amount of work into bringing him to life. I hope you all enjoy next month as much as I've enjoyed making it!
#Lurktober is coming and now it doesn't just feature voice actor AJ Fidalgo @ajfidalgo.com ...it features award winning podcast creator AJ Fidalgo (congrats!)
#Lurktober won't be very scary but hopefully it gives other #Writers a few laughs and opportunities to talk about books. (Also the incomparable @ajfidalgo.com will be lending me his voice)
Made this for instagram (video) but of course how nervous I am applies here too.
I promise to shut up about #Lurktober ...in November
Well I did hire the best voice actor I know to voice one of my characters. AI could never be as terrifying as you. 🎃
*cough* follow me for #Lurktober *cough*
You need not worry about #Lurktober...if you've been keeping up with your writing goals.
So, I'm really proud of what I have for next month but I'm feeling that feeling that creatives get where I wish I had done more. I have a lot of ideas for #Lurktober that I just didn't have enough time to do.
Lurktober is nigh! I'll be posting about writing in the voice of a fictional character next month. It's either going to be fun or hella cringe! Either way, it'll entertain!
#Writesky #Writingcommunity #Lurktober
(Thank you @ajfidalgo.com for your voice)
Had a thought today that maybe it's not a great thing to turn my pen name/online persona into a fictional character...
But ya know what, I'm just going to call it an extra layer of commentary about the nature of para-social relationships 🤣
#Lurktober vignette 2 wherein the Lurker tells me it's okay to do social media "wrong" as long as I'm having fun.
(thank you @ajfidalgo.com for your voice)
#Writing #Selfpublish #Writingcommunity
For a free copy of #TheLurker dl.bookfunnel.com/d0r3dlwnkm
#Lurktober A vignette in which I talk myself into trying something new on socials in the most unhinged way possible.
Thank you @ajfidalgo.com for lending me your voice.
For a free copy of #TheLurker dl.bookfunnel.com/d0r3dlwnkm