Turkey Tom took some gummies to bed
To improve sleep, but they messed with his head
His thoughts started whirring
And his speech started slurring
So he tried meditation instead

Turkey Tom's #LimerickSunday adventures by @jengelmattern.bsky.social, @booksbycindy.bsky.social, and me

Happy Sunday!
A hummingbird moth flies and flits,
It seldom, if ever, does sit.
To fend off predators,
It sports imitation.
A bird? No, an insect! Legit!
#limerick #limericksunday

A young man in a needlepoint class
Took it merely to meet a cute lass.
But the gals all ignored 'im.
So suff'ring from boredom,
He needled "the teach" and passed gas.

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Though he’s brilliant, my husband can’t spell.
And his less/fewer usage? Pell-mell!
But despite his word-hurdle,
He beats me at Wordle…
And kvells as I yell, “What fresh hell!”

#DailyHaikuPrompt #Fresh #Wordle #Games #WordGames #LimerickSunday #Limericks #Rhyme #Humor #Humour #Puzzles #Poetry #Poem

Happy Sunday!
The marching band enters the field,
All spectators ready to yield
Themselves to the beat
Of the drum line and fleet
Of musicians with talents revealed.
#limerick #limericksunday

Intrigued by the Fall apple dishes
Tom went picking Golden Delicious
He baked pie, cake and crumble
With feathers a-jumble
And fulfilled all his late summer wishes 🍎

Turkey Tom's #LimerickSunday adventures by @jengelmattern.bsky.social, @booksbycindy.bsky.social, and me