Said a starry-eyed, non-boating male
To his wife, "Sammy's sailboat's for sale.
I must buy it! It's cheap!"
Her response was to weep
And reply "Better learn how to bail."

#vss365 #Sail #Boats #Limerick #Limericks #Rhyme #Humor #Humour #Poetry #MicroPoetry #LightVerse #Verse #Poems #PoetryCommunity

Can a few clever lines say more than a whole page? Limericks give authors and poets a playful way to explore ideas, tell stories, and sharpen their creativity. Ready to see what this...
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In meter, in structure and function,
Conferring re: verse-science junctions…
A welcome impending
Of sessions, presenting,
With schedule now under construction.

#Limericks #PoetsForScience #SciencePoetry

"My poor neighbor's not much of a saver,
So I did her a favor and gave 'er
Some financial advice.
Her reply was 'No dice!
I shall buy what I savor. Won't waver!'"

#HaikuChallenge #Savor #Money #Limericks #Rhyme #Humor #Humour #Poetry #MicroPoetry #LightVerse #Verse #Poems #PoetryCommunity

The traveler Jack carries? A #Hurricane
Bringing hangovers and headache pain
That red Solo cup
Will mess him right up
But it's Mardi Gras! There he goes again...

#vss365 #poetry #limerick #limericks #WhyIsTheRumGone?

Click here for all 8 Poems of the Week!
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#humor #comedy #satire #limericks #poetry #poetrycommunity #lightverse #funnypoems #parody #animals #fatbearweek #bears #lightpollution #nighttime #POTUS #Trump #language #swearing #AI #spiders #tarantulas #hugs

Jack stalked a huge fish 'cross the #harbor
As it hid in the shade of an arbor
Out of lead for his #lure
He cut short his coiffure
Now he won't have to pay for a barber

#vss365 #poetry #limerick #limericks

"I abhor cousin Stewy, it's true.
But don't judge me for feuding with Stu:
Yes I #harbor a grudge,
And I'm NOT gonna budge
Cuz he 'borrowed' and wrecked my canoe."

#vss365 #Harbor #LimerickSunday #Limerick #Limericks #Rhyme #Humor #Humour #Poetry #MicroPoetry #LightVerse #Poems #SmallPoemSunday

Said a woman, "It's easy to #lure me,
Because nothing can ever inure me
To fine choc'late's allure.
And of this I am sure:
There's undoubtedly NO way to cure me."

#vss365 #Lure #Limerick #Limericks #Rhyme #Humor #Humour #Poetry #MicroPoetry #LightVerse #Verse #Poems #Chocolate #Candy #BlueskyPoets

This week’s #poetryprompt from my kidlit Rhyme Time group:

Write a poem about counting or math.
#kidlit #math #story

Anything counts! [hint: think outside the box]

#rhyme #poetry #poet
#limericks #haiku

#Limerick Ode To Music Day

It’s Music Day. Toast it with verse.
Do it soon; there’s no time to rehearse.
Play an instrument, sing,
Simply listen, or swing…
Cuz a music-less life is a curse.

#MusicDay #Music #ClassicalMusic #Humor #Humour #Limerick #Limericks #Poetry #LightVerse #BlueskyPoets #Poem

My Plea On #InternationalMusicDay:

Dear radio station, don’t pander;
Kindly program your music with candor.
Though I’d rather not carp
And I hate to sound sharp,
Calling “country harp” classical’s slander.

#MusicDay #Music #ClassicalMusic #Humor #Humour #Limerick #Limericks #Poetry #LightVerse

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Our new Weatherman sure missed the mark 🤷‍♂️
Forecast monsoons that'd lift Noah's Ark! ⛈️
Then a week went by 📆
Not a #cloud in the sky ☀️
While the kids all flew kites in the park🪁

#vss365 #poetry #limerick #limericks

"Your nine dogs are a nuisance and blight,"
Said a neighbor. "They #bark day and #night.
Our whole block plans to sue."
Said the owner, "Boo-hoo!
Such ado! Let me know if they bite."

#vssdaily #Bark #DailyHaikuPrompt #Night #Pets #Noise #Limericks #Rhyme #Humor #Poetry #LightVerse #Verse #Poems

“Don’t go running with knives,” parents warn.
Their children’s response? Often scorn:
“How ’bout scissors?” they query,
Which makes one mom weary:
“Should have stopped with my very first born.”

#HaikuChallenge #Query #Limericks #Humor #Humour #Poetry #MicroPoetry #LightVerse #Verse #Poems #Writing

Donald Trump is a madman, I swear!
Was it nature, or nurture? Don't care!
Asking why he's insane
Is a waste of one's brain.
We must fight him and lay his crimes bare!

#vss365 #Nurture #Limerick #Limericks #Poetry #News #MicroPoetry #Poems #NoKings #Resist #Trump #USPOL #USPolitics #Politics #Crime

An old woman who'd filed for divorce
From a golfer, who talked himself hoarse,
Watched her longwinded spouse
Rant and endlessly grouse,
Then replied, "This is par for the course."

#DailyHaikuPrompt #Wind #Divorce #Golf #LimerickSunday #Limericks #Humor #Poetry #LightVerse #Poems #SmallPoemSunday

#Commence to #sustain a tuppence.
#explore a #marvel for thruppence.
In #conflict quite #stormy,
#embark #passion thorny.
#Hunger to #reckon life somewhence.

#vss365
#nurture #limericks
#renounce #spite