What's the Standard Model of particle physics got in common with the House of Lords?
Most of its members are overweight and don't really do anything useful.
I'll get my coat.
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What's the Standard Model of particle physics got in common with the House of Lords?
Most of its members are overweight and don't really do anything useful.
I'll get my coat.
#ParticlePhysics #PhysicsJokes #HouseofLords #PoliticsJokes
This is #uk #westminster And #labour issue. It will of course be ignored. Nothing out of the ordinary for HofLs.
#houseoflords
“The House of Lords and the world of Westminster are one constant stream of scandal” JSwinney
#greenyes
House of Lords Abandons Tie Requirement, Embracing Business Attire as Fashion Trends Evolve
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#Palantir #corruption : " #TheNerve has discovered a #revolvingdoor that has led to dozens of highly experienced #UK #government officials, former ministers, intelligence service chiefs and members of the #HouseofLords taking up key roles in the controversial Silicon Valley surveillance tech […]
Tom Watson claims he stood aside from the House of Lords to join Palantir, knowing full well his seat is guaranteed for life. This exposes the rot in the UK’s Peerage system—unaccountable, undemocratic, & ripe for abuse. 🧵1/3
#TomWatson #Palantir #HouseOfLords #PeerageSystem #UKPolitics
Tom Watson claims he stood aside from the House of Lords to join Palantir, knowing full well his seat is guaranteed for life. This exposes the rot in the UK’s Peerage system—unaccountable, undemocratic, & ripe for abuse. 🧵1/3
#TomWatson #Palantir #HouseOfLords #PeerageSystem #UKPolitics
🕚#HouseOfLords from 11am includes:
🟥 G20 summit objectives
🟥 reducing the welfare budget to fund defence
🟥 extreme weather and food supply
🟥 citizenship of Abraham and Rachel Szor
🟥 prison and probation service
➡️ See full schedule and watch online
https://orlo.uk/PnjLm
The despised, disgusting, corrupt, antidemocratic, #Liar - #MoronMcSweeney should be REFUSED entry to the #HouseOfLords! His nomination, by the equally despised, LOSER, #Starmer, should be ripped-up and thrown out!
#British-Politics is already "rotten to the core".. don't make it even more putrid!
Mayor Sadiq Khan has taken the oath of Lord in British Parliament, becoming the first elected mayor of London to join the House of Lords.
مئیر آف لندن صادق خان برطانوی پارلیمنٹ کے ایوانِ بالا کے رکن بن گئے، صادق خان نے ہاؤس آف لارڈز میں اپنا حلف اٹھا لیا
Mayor Sadiq Khan has taken the oath of Lord in British Parliament, becoming the first elected mayor of London to join the House of Lords.
مئیر آف لندن صادق خان برطانوی پارلیمنٹ کے ایوانِ بالا کے رکن بن گئے، صادق خان نے ہاؤس آف لارڈز میں اپنا حلف اٹھا لیا
🕒 #HouseOfLords from 3pm includes:
🟥 prisoners released on licence serving indeterminate sentences
🟥 business rates avoidance schemes
🟥 government debt
🟥 #RailwaysBill
🟥 Retirement and Participation Committee report
➡️ See full schedule and watch online
https://orlo.uk/mx2YP
A big topic for a 10-minute oral question in the #HouseofLords.
Watch about 3.25pm for the government's answer
parliamentlive.tv/Lords
A question on #HouseOfLords #Security tabled by Lord Nagaraju on 01-09-2026 has been answered by Lord Ponsonby of Shulbrede. https://questions-statements.parliament.uk/written-questions/detail/2026-09-01/HL2914
🕝#HouseOfLords from 2.30pm includes:
🟥 target of 1.5 million new homes
🟥 neighbourhood health and social care
🟥 AI risks
🟥 #FinancialServicesandMarketsBill
🟥 #CommercialPaymentsBill
➡️ See full schedule and watch online
https://orlo.uk/2TE11
So what has the #HouseofLords got to do with "democracy?