Daily giggles (2 of 2) xxx 😁😁😁 #Funny #Sign #Satan #Laundry #Cats #Shoji #Doors #Inspires #Bladder #FortuneCookie #Exit #Entrance

Preservation of state is not only the task of people in pixels.

- Mykhailo Drapatyi

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Ordered from a new Chinese place for dinner tonight (going to sample all the local places eventually, and I received this fortune cookie(s) with my meal. BONUS TIME!!! #FortuneCookie #AmericanChineseFood

If populism has risen because of a lack of trust in politicians and a cynicism that government can do anything, then its antidote is to do stuff and tell people about it.

- Ben Ansell

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The closest witness and the nearest observer will be one’s own self.

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Soon you will be sitting on top of the world. 🌍 #LuckyNumbers 6, 40, 50, 28, 2, 42 #success #fortunecookie 劳驾 #excuseme

Confidence is currency.

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My fortune came out all shredded lmao.

#FortuneCookie #shredded

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First of all.... lol 🤣😭😢😥😩😫 #fortunecookie

Houses are for living in, not for speculation.

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You have an unusual magnetic personality #personality #fortunecookie

We need human intervention, so the humans need to be in charge.

- Alexander Stubb

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La vie sans gâteaux, c'est possible, mais sans intérêt.
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Life without cake is possible, but pointless.

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Fulfilling the honor system doesn't fo good for the world, it elevates the status of the honorable man. In a sense it's the worst possible way to answer a moral question.

- Existential Comics

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A messenger will soon bring good tidings #goodnews #messenger #fortunecookie

It is bad form to keep suspecting someone when you are already completely certain.

- Stanisław Lec

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You can make no mistakes and still lose. That´s life.

- Cpt Jean-Luc Picard

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Sünnipäeva puhul tehakse ikka tort!
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You gotta make cake for a birthday!

- Tiia ("Tont ja Facebook," Andrus Kivirähk)

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