As if the collective midlife crisis energy of Amazing Spider-Man's current plot wasn't enough for you, #1001 really had the creative team fill out a survey with a "Mary Jane Or Gwen?" question on it in lew of a letters page... Two guesses as to which way they all sided...
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And yet Disney's looking at this Yamcha'd-ass company holding $20 million in hand like...
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Disney better proofread those Character.AI assets before sticking them into an official Elsa chatbot and some poor kid gets the worst possible response to their prompt on how to "Let It Go"...
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If you thought the NerdBros were insufferable about Disney Star Wars before, just wait until they find out that The Mouse technically owns all of their girlfriends...
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Well, that's perfectly understandable... considering it was basically a napkin scribble...
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The only thing funnier than one of the original *INEVITABLE* AI startups going belly up is knowing Disney just pissed away $20 million to dragon hoard all of their gooner chatlogs...
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I think Ben Shapiro just found the star of his next Run Hide Fight slopaganda...
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Shame Disney allowed Epic Games to piss all over this goodwill streak...
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Looking forward to this blowing up in their faces...
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Disney spent countless billions to add the Star Wars and Marvel IPs to their dragon hoard... Feeding both into Tim Sweeney's AI Slop machine just feels like lighting the whole venture and all the blood and sweat poured into it on fire...
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*beleaguered sigh*

...and Disney was on such a goodwill streak with Tokon, Rivals and Biddy Blas too...
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Wait... an AI-generated Epic Games shooter that's Star Wars AND Marvel?!?

PLEASE TELL ME KEVIN SMITH'S HOPE ASSEMBLES ISN'T MEANT TO TIE INTO THIS SLOP
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Time for Spica Harvest to repent for her misdeeds because Lil' Sis just dropped the proverbial restrictor plate!
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"RUUUUUUUN! IT'S MVC SPIDER-MAN!"

"He plays like MVC Spider-Man but due to international copyright law, he's not..."

"STILL WE SHOULD GET HYPED LIKE IT IS MVC SPIDER-MAN!"

"...though he isn't..."
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There is something kind of funny about ArcSys looking through Marvel's library of female characters that they fumbled, abandoned or otherwise got cold feet on and going "LOL SKILL ISSUE"
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I hate the way that Pete walks
The way that Pete talks
I hate the way that Pete dress
I hate the way that Pete pines Gwen
If I catch flight, it's gon' be direct
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I've been pretty ambivalent toward Spider-Man comics since OMD but the sacrifice of Kamala Khan upon the Spider-Office's altar of perpetual "relatable" bachelorhood has made me into Peter Parker's biggest hater...
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