If the last hour of this show was just Thekla's increasingly unhinged attempts to get Mercedes to open that door it would be the best Collision ever. #AEWCollison

LARGE WOMEN #AEWCollison

Mercedes be all BISH I WASN'T IN #AEWCollison

I see human piece of furniture Scorpio Sky is still present. #AEWCollison

I know they're going to pretend to fight and stuff but Darby telling Kyle "I'll see you in Paris" sounds romantic as fuck. #AEWCollison

Myron "so well groomed and dressed I thought he was gay" Reed. #AEWCollison

Gabe Kidd is short for Gabriel Kidderminster. #AEWCollison

I want Ace to join New Level just so I can hear Justin Roberts say "Ace Austin Awesome Austin Creed" #AEWCollison

Mr Austin sadly can't engage with me in a sexual and romantic relationship.

He told me he was Ace... #AEWCollison

It's a shame they didn't keep the Bastard's Chair for their entrances. #AEWCollison

No they're not Temu Hungdido I'm not putting that much slander on Griff Garrison.

They're Lidl Hungdido. #AEWCollison

Ooh not gonna lie that gimmick is so TNA coded that it could only be created by someone who was a TNA diehard like Will Ospreay was growing up. #AEWCollison

Resets the "It's been this many days since a wrestling show has made me cry" counter back to 0.

#AEWCollison

Oh god I'm not ready for this #AEWCollison

I just checked on PAC's memory book and oh my god so many people have signed it. #AEWCollison

I want these two to run this match back under Pure Rules sometime. #AEWCollison

Two chilli rated take here.

Kofi should do the job tonight. #AEWCollison

Lee could tie Kofi up with holds he's never seen before #AEW #AEWCollison

Ugh just realised I've got to suffer through A*erican a*verts for both shows next week because how DARE we want to watch live on MyAEW #AEWCollison

One dollar in the Fedname jar for Creed. #AEWCollison