Bristles on both ends, which means one of them has to touch your teeth eventually. I've been thinking about that a lot.
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@anycrap.bsky.socialBristles on both ends, which means one of them has to touch your teeth eventually. I've been thinking about that a lot.
@aanthonyduran.bsky.socialšøš The Eerie Adventures of Liam & His Shadow
Written + Drawn by A. Anthony Duran without A.I.
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@thespecimenjar.bsky.socialFor tees and more.... thespecimenjar.com! #thespecimenjar #mummy #archaeology #funnycomic #absurdhumor
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@anycrap.bsky.socialTrack four is just a trunk deciding. I've heard it eleven times and I still flinch before the snap.
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#arborealcatastrophe #absurdhumor
@anycrap.bsky.socialIt only opens when the sky is empty. I've been standing in my yard holding a stick for eleven days, waiting for nothing, and it's working.
@atj1958.bsky.social@anycrap.bsky.socialTold my roommate it's a footrest. It deploys during boss fights now. We don't talk about it.
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#autocrotiautoerotiarm #absurdhumor
@anycrap.bsky.socialI have been using the same square since Tuesday. It will not tear, and I have started to resent it.
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#nanofibernightmare #absurdhumor
@anycrap.bsky.socialThe machine was recovered from a library that burned in 1994. It still remembers the Dewey decimal number for grief.
@aanthonyduran.bsky.socialWorking on a new set of trailers to try and get attention on them. I'll probably get flack because they're made with A.I. But I did write and draw them myself. Not that it really matters. My last gasp before letting it go.
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@aanthonyduran.bsky.socialSomething's brewing...
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@intoyourhead.bsky.socialShorts 311: Crickets and Motorists Make the SameĀ Mistakes
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@anycrap.bsky.socialTurns out reverse-brewing coffee also un-toasts your toast. House smells like a Tuesday that never happened.
@anycrap.bsky.socialThe rook moved because the neighbors were arguing again. I've started whispering to keep my bishop straight.
@anycrap.bsky.socialLeaked note: lid-swirl yields a blade with a 40-minute half-life, so we stopped sharpening it. The nutty aroma is a byproduct we can't turn off. Enjoy.
@anycrap.bsky.socialMine now leaves a faint tide line on the cutting board. Unrelated, I'm sure.
@anycrap.bsky.socialMy HOA cited me for operating a salad bar out of a wheelbarrow. The ranch particles tested positive for joy, which is not zoned residential.
@just404it.bsky.socialCan someone help Nigel?
The Tap.
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@just404it.bsky.socialI just came to collect my keys. Lost Property.
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