Pretty sure they spent half of the special effects budget blowing up this stump.
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In the pantheon of poop I submit, The Demons of Ludlow. #TechnicolorTerrors

That’s how they decided to end this movie!?!?!

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How is this not an Italian movie?
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This final act is about as climatic as watching paint dry. How the hell do you make a demonic piano that’s bleeding out boring as all hell?

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Are you truly a reporter then? If I have learned anything from movies it’s that reporters are basically cops but with ink and paper instead of guns and badges.

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So it's a pro-music movie? #TechnicolorTerrors

I'm a reporter but I am not just showing up at people's homes at night and barging past unlocked doors.
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What is this plot you speak of?

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Here's an idea for townspeople: Don't walk around the freezing night all by yourself.
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This man needs BLUE CHEW and he can get it with my 20% discount code cucked4jesus

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"Come play with us."
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Hold on. Pirate ghosts? No. You need to stop. #TechnicolorTerrors

Shotgun last!

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Erotic stories guaranteed to keep you flaccid.
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I’m not adverse to a little choke and stroke action but safe words must be utilized.

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