...this gay lifestyle really melts in your mouth. —Crawford Whittemore, Dads

...this gay lifestyle really melts in your mouth. —Crawford Whittemore, Dads
And to piggyback off myself, let me present a philosophical question. —Mr. Johnson, Abbot Elementary
And to piggyback off myself, let me present a philosophical question. —Mr. Johnson, Abbot Elementary
You are one crazy bitch! —Leslie Thompkins, Gotham
You are one crazy bitch! —Leslie Thompkins, Gotham
If you think getting rid of contractions in all your sentences makes your argument any more legitimate, you, are, wrong. —Stiles Stilinski, Teen Wolf (2011)
If you think getting rid of contractions in all your sentences makes your argument any more legitimate, you, are, wrong. —Stiles Stilinski, Teen Wolf (2011)
Will he bleed, that's all we care about. —Eric Cartman, South Park
Will he bleed, that's all we care about. —Eric Cartman, South Park
Speak in straight lines, papist. —Michael Chasseur, Hemlock Grove
Speak in straight lines, papist. —Michael Chasseur, Hemlock Grove
Everything I say is true. —Sheldon Cooper, The Big Bang Theory
Everything I say is true. —Sheldon Cooper, The Big Bang Theory
Why would I want to be with somebody who deigns to be with me against their better judgment and despite all my flaws? —Bryce Dylan, Four Weddings and a Funeral
Why would I want to be with somebody who deigns to be with me against their better judgment and despite all my flaws? —Bryce Dylan, Four Weddings and a Funeral
Sometimes when I'm driving... on the road at night... I see two headlights coming toward me. Fast. I have this sudden impulse to turn the wheel quickly, head-on into the oncoming car. —Duane Hall, Annie Hall
Sometimes when I'm driving... on the road at night... I see two headlights coming toward me. Fast. I have this sudden impulse to turn the wheel quickly, head-on into the oncoming car. —Duane Hall, Annie Hall
Avoiding reality does not make it disappear…. —Jay-Den Kraag, Star Trek: Starfleet Academy
Avoiding reality does not make it disappear…. —Jay-Den Kraag, Star Trek: Starfleet Academy
This is that. This tastes like that. —Bobbi, Blue Bunny Taste Test, Saturday Night Live