MN-Prophecy Rating: Hope it was fun nonetheless

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MN-Prophecy Rating: And we hate to watch it.

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MN-Prophecy Rating: Dotson from the top rope!

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MN-Prophecy Rating: Sloppy prophecy backed up by a sloppy performance.

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MN-Prophecy Rating: Think this was a loss that just felt like a loss.

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MN-Prophecy Rating: Hire Mark to lead the GAM Group … though the Gophers won …

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MN-Prophecy Rating: Looking forward to your next prediction Ben!

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MN-Prophecy Rating: Team overboard!

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MN-Prophecy Rating: Are we relegated yet?

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For the Loons, can just cut and paste the same match over and over. Same sloppy defensive breakdowns. Same lack of a coherent plan. Same critical turnovers. Same post-match comments from coaches. The Loons are the team that gives hope to other bad, struggling teams by offering up 3 pts. #MNUFC

@futi.live giving this #MNUFC miss 0.9 xG. That's really going to skew how close this game looks to have been.

What could've happened when #Sounders played #MNUFC ?

#SEAvMIN ~ #MLS

#MNUFC 2026 cover art

Wow! So bad. #mnufc

Cameron Knowles Post #SEAvMIN presser notes | #MNUFC

- "Feels like its very difficult for us to capitalise on any momentum we may have."
- "It's the goal itself that hurts." regarding Hassani's goal
- He [Markanich] has been outstanding."
- Transition and set piece goals are hurting MNUFC the most

Match Recap: #SEAvMIN

#MNUFC falls 3–1 to #Sounders in Seattle. Markanich scored, from the foot, to put the Loons on the board and avoid a shutout.

*Sigh*

Notes from Cam Knowles post #SEAvMIN presser coming soon #MNUFC

Ah yes, exactly the kind of talent this #MNUFC front office is known for identifying