Some gratuitous far right imagery at #CPC26

Chris Phip's war with France is in #CPC26 (h/t @thebelovedaunt.bsky.social)

Matt Chorley? #CPC26

Did you make Angela Rayner....

even cooler, yes boss #CPC26

"will you choose to share or...." #CPC26

Is there a subtle contrast being drawn between who Labour help and who the Tories help 🤔 #CPC26

They included Morgan McSweeney getting his phone "stolen" and now I am dead #CPC26

DON'T BE THE FIRST TO STOP CLAPPING #CPC26

I'm going to assume this is Douglas Lumsden taking a seat off the SNP because I'm hard pressed to think of any other Tory victories recently #CPC26

MOAR TAPESTRY #CPC26

- union bungs ✔️
- the Starmer glasses "scandal" ✔️
- Keir giving money / houses to people who'd fail the Suella test ✔️
- President Xi in white face? ✔️

You've pushed aside the hailstorm,
you've given us faith, Comrade Kemi
we can't live without you,
our party can't exist without you!
#CPC26

Even BlueSky can't argue with this one #CPC26

I misread #CPC26 as #COP26 and I tell you, that was the most confusing 3 minutes of my life.

Get down quick, the crowds are forming #CPC26

Kemi? On a Trojan horse? Going over a pothole? To run down Chris Hope? #CPC26

I need to lie down

Terrible quality but I'd spot Tom Harwood's strong jaw anywhere #CPC26

Lou Haigh call your lawyer #CPC26

Ah so the rats are related to the Brum bin strike #CPC26

There is a 'white lives matter' protest outside #CPC26 and honestly there were more people at my last colonoscopy

moar tapestry #CPC26