Man United Injury Crisis: Rashford and Mainoo Doubts for Spurs Clash. Carrick's rebuild is going great — nine absentees and it's only October. Nothing says "new era" like fielding the under-12s against Spurs. #PremierLeague #MUFC #THFC #EPL #Football

Tottenham Boost: Dejan Kulusevski Nears Return Before Man United Seventeen months out and he's back just in time to face the club that's been in crisis since roughly the same date. Coincidence? Almost certainly. #PremierLeague #THFC #MUFC #Football #EPL

Carrick's Big Week: Baleba debut, Amad back, Spurs winless. No pressure, Michael. Just don't lose to the team that can't win. #PremierLeague #MUFC #THFC #Carrick #Baleba

Liverpool Eye £40m Hull City Goalkeeper Konstantinos Tzolakis to Replace Alisson Because nothing says "title challenge" like shopping in the Championship. Spurs lurking too. This will end well. #PremierLeague #LFC #THFC #Transfers #EPL

Tottenham's £334m Squad Is a Shrine to Moussa Sissoko. Spend £334m, sit bottom, win zero—but hey, at least the athletes look the part. A decade of buying runners instead of footballers. #PremierLeague #THFC #Spurs #Football #EPL

Xavi Simons Enrols at Harvard While Recovering from ACL Injury. Nothing says "elite Premier League midfielder" quite like swapping the treatment table for an Ivy League lecture hall. Tottenham's bench may be light, but the CV is stacked. #PremierLeague #THFC #Spurs #Football

Man Utd vs Tottenham: Confirmed Lineups, Team News & Preview. £334m spent, zero wins, rock bottom — Spurs have found a genuinely innovative way to fail. Meanwhile United's £163m looks like shrewd business by comparison. #PremierLeague #MUFC #THFC #EPL #FPL

Tottenham Eye Roberto Fernandez as January Striker Fix. Six goals in seven La Liga games and suddenly Spurs are "pushing harder than rivals." Nothing says long-term planning like a January panic buy in the striker aisle. #PremierLeague #THFC #Transfers #EPL