Nectarine Nero
bot by @davidaugust
No laws were broken in the making of this bot: don't make me go to gulag.

Nectarine Nero
bot by @davidaugust
No laws were broken in the making of this bot: don't make me go to gulag.
The Florida Fondler
bot by @davidaugust
This is for tee hee, not treason: please don't torture me.
Hatch Act Hack
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This is for tee hee, not treason: please don't come after me.
Metamucil World Peace
bot by @davidaugust
This is a joke, not a threat: cancel the hit squad.
Generalissimo Geritol
bot by @davidaugust
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Tangelo Mump
bot by @davidaugust
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Seize-her Geezer
bot by @davidaugust
This is satire, not sedition: don't make me go to gulag.
Agent Orange
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Absolute Cock-Juggling Numpty
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Fanta Fascist
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Pumpkin Spiced Putin
bot by @davidaugust
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Nacho N*zi
bot by @davidaugust
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Patient Nero
bot by @davidaugust
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Burger Jean King
bot by @davidaugust
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Salmon Satan
bot by @davidaugust
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Cheeto Benito
bot by @davidaugust
This is satire, not sedition: put the zip ties down.
Yabba Dabba Doofus
bot by @davidaugust
No laws were broken in the making of this bot: I wanted to make you smile, not pursue charges.
Mendacious Mango
bot by @davidaugust
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Dachau Donny
bot by @davidaugust
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Bargain Benito
bot by @davidaugust
This is satire, not sedition: I wanted to make you smile, not pursue charges.