Was Jane from Jane and Shane weaned on a particularly nasty pickle? #MKR

Tonight's instant restaurant "Hot Mess" looks like a garage sale.

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Starter: Scallops

Main: Lamb backstrap

Dessert: slabs of sticky date pudding with stuff

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Anyone from #masterchefau watching #mkr? It's so bad and I want to share my hatred of everybody to a wider audience

Tonight it's the Clueless Bogans - we have dropped cakes and smoke alarms and plastic plates.....

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In honour of tonight’s #MKR episode - may I present to you - chervil.

Okay, last #mkr tweet. It's very funny to me that one person will think someone is sheltered because they haven't been to Tuscany, and another person will think someone is sheltered because they've never been to Dandenong. And they're both right.

The guy who wants to be Elon Musk and his girlfriend are likely fascists #mkr

Not saying Jane and Shane are white supremacists, but they're ideas of what is and isn't important culturally suggests a highly Eurocentric viewpoint #mkr

Pretty sure everything annoys Jane food stylists work on cold food covered in inedible stuff to make it look shiney etc she knows nothing about food #MKR

So everyone hates that Jane person already right? #MKR

Uh oh…

I really feel like tuning into #MKR

Also, caramalized banana with walnuts for dessert tonight… Or maybe brekkie? 🤔

Woke up thinking of Enoki Mushrooms soaking in an ice bath and want to “fix the world”. Next thought was the final ep of Pluribus. Fat man or little boy? #mkr

Forget #MKR … when are we coming to your place for #ComeDineWithMe ?

Jane and Shane clearly suck, but the nepo baby engineer is pretty shit too #mkr

Oh they are awful. Did you watch tonight? How did the boys go? #MKR

Angus is a Peter serafinowicz character, right? #mkr

Yeah the crockery counts in presentation.

It's always a part of the dish presentation concept.

Farm girl is naive.

#MKR

Bimbo Bitches next.

What are you expecting?

"A quiet table at least" - Jane

#MKR