VRTRA?
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@mharwyb.horseVRTRA?
@mharwyb.horseThancred: Koana always comes first. 🙄
here’s how thancred can wreck the mharkoana wedding in the funniest way possible
@mharwyb.horsethancred where else could you have possibly had to be
@mharwyb.horseMY JANGLING THANCRED KEYS
@mharwyb.horsethey’re jangling yshtola keys in front of me and I’m smiling and clapping
@mharwyb.horsedo you ever get sad because you see the mechanics of a story being present but it’s just not hitting as hard as the voice acting and music are begging it to hit. nooooo I wanted to feel emotions about your story.
@mharwyb.horseThey could have done the “release prisoner, immediately kill them” bit from game of thrones and I would have said “you got that from game of thrones” but it would have been sick as hell if they went for it.
@mharwyb.horseruh roh
@mharwyb.horseMharwyb, in a canned horse ketamine induced dreamworld somewhere in a sex club in solution 9: wasn’t there a looming invasion I was supposed to be stopping somewhere
@mharwyb.horseZoraal Ja has begun his assault after patiently waiting 25 turns for us to fuck around in Solution 9!
@mharwyb.horseErenville’s no good very bad 4 to 5 months have somehow gotten worse.
@mharwyb.horseAlisaie, who just spent the last cutscene looking like she was hearing a recounting of a murder: “I have some misgivings.”
@mharwyb.horseAlisaie just fucking hating this place is so funny. I’ve never seen her make so many cringing faces.
@mharwyb.horseGulool Ja: do you have family with whom you don’t share blood?
Mharwyb, thinking about Alisaie: Yes, I do.
Gulool Ja: I’d love to meet them someday.
Alisaie, thinking it’s Thancred: it’s no great rush, really.
@mharwyb.horsefunniest thing to come out of this lil arc so far is that Wuk Lamat pointing at buildings that don’t look sharlayan and saying “those look sharlayan” right in from of two born and raised sharlayan girls
@mharwyb.horseI bet this shit hits so hard if you know anything about final fantasy 9 at all.
@mharwyb.horseIt did not even occur to me that there could be other asexual lesbian geckos in alexandria. That’s my bad. I’ll do better.
@mharwyb.horsenutkins but no hammy thancred bit. dire times.
@mharwyb.horsewhy did zoraal ja put so much effort into his asexually reproduced lesbian gecko eggs if he was just going to abandon his son……..