Should've photoshopped Dutch Van Der Linde under the helmet...
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Marvel has all the tools they need to steer the discourse away from disdain for Insomniac's WolverJean shipping AND reclaim the sales charts from Absolute DC...

They just refuse to seize it...
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When corporations invent new terminology for autonomy, chances are you're about to lose it...
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I get the desire to see franchise favorites properly represented on-screen, but focusing on what is essentially the "ITCHY TASTY" guy was a truly inspired choice...
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Out of Zach Cregger's Resident Evil...

Purists may balk at lore inconsistencies, but Zach truly gets why these games are fun to play...

Paul W.S. Anderson's films were speedruns with GameShark cheats turned on... This was the vibe of that first proper blind playthrough...
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YOU GOTTA BE FUCKING SHITTING ME

There's zero incentive in having any loyalty or investment towards any Microsoft-owned IP ever again...
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The saddest thing is knowing Microsoft's STILL going to be pushing CoPilot as their digital panacea after this latest round of XBox layoffs and consolidations...
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Alright... Enough gawking at this current American hellscape... Time to catch a half-day matinee of another style of American hellscape...
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Getting a ScrewAttack PTSD flashback to their "Top 10 Future Headlines of 2011" video...
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Activision making the next Halo is a clear indicator that Microsoft never understood why people liked playing Halo in the first place... or Call of Duty for that manner...
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There's no other way to look at Microsoft's business moves with Xbox Game Studios today as anything other than Terminal Spreadsheet Brain...
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Thinking the AI Bubble just needs a simple rebrand to solve its growing unpopularity and unsustainability is the perfect encapsulation of the Trump business mindset...

You can't see the rot if you slather it in gold...
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Me, having lived through the 90s Comics Crash and now watching the complete and utter collapse of the Xbox brand:
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Says quite a lot that this is the best case scenario for Microsoft-owned studios going forward...
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Still rings just as true in 2026...

*beleaguered sigh*
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So 343 Industries renamed themselves to "Halo Studios," made ONE remake of the original Bungie games under that rebranding and are now effectively shut down as Activision absorbs the IP to continue powering its CoD mines...

And here I thought it couldn't get any worse than Jimmy Rings
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Microslop's never beating the homogeneity accusations...
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Well would you look at that... The good will Microsoft accrued from saving Kojima's PHYSINT didn't even last a week

Nintendo just looking over at the western side of the gaming industry like...
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"Microsoft's picking up the tab on Kojima's next game after Sony cut their losses on him routinely going over budget? I wonder how they're going to balance their books on this one, especially with the AI Bubble continuing to be a money pit..."
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