@teamrickandilsa.bsky.socialYou're not at least gonna, like, leave me a-a crossbow or a flame thrower, something to protect myself?/We don't want him to know we suspect anything. Besides, if he tries to leave, I don't want you confronting him. Call Buffy and just let her know that he's on the move. You're gonna be fine. #BTVS
@teamrickandilsa.bsky.socialWhy would a vampire lie about who sired him? What's that, some kind of status symbol for the undead? My sire can beat up your sire? #BTVS
@teamrickandilsa.bsky.socialDun, dun, dun!!! #BTVS
@teamrickandilsa.bsky.socialIf you knew what I've done, what I've let myself become. My best friends don't even... You'd laugh if you heard some of the things I've done to them./Buffy... I'm here to kill you, not to judge you. #BTVS
@teamrickandilsa.bsky.socialScott Hope said you were gay./What? I dated that ringworm./He says that about every girl he breaks up with. And then last year, big surprise, he comes out./Men. Do I know how to pick 'em. #BTVS
@teamrickandilsa.bsky.socialI heard a lot of rumors about you back then. You were all mysterious.I was?/Well, you were never around. A lot of kids thought you were dating some really old guy, or that you were just heavy religious. #BTVS
@teamrickandilsa.bsky.socialYeah, what I really need is emotional therapy from the evil dead. #BTVS
@teamrickandilsa.bsky.socialWe should have stayed in Mexico./I didn't like it there. Everybody spoke Mexicoan./You could've learned it. You learned the entire Klingon dictionary in two and a half weeks. #BTVS
@teamrickandilsa.bsky.socialConversations With Dead People #BTVS
@teamrickandilsa.bsky.socialXander, be honest. You didn't, you know, think about slippin' that jacket on just a little bit./I refuse to answer that on the grounds that it didn't fit. #BTVS
@teamrickandilsa.bsky.socialBella needs to learn that lesson. Proud to have grown up with Buffy instead of Twilight. #BTVS
@teamrickandilsa.bsky.socialWell, you're gonna have to do better than that. I'd kill for him./You'd kill for a chocolate bar. #BTVS
@teamrickandilsa.bsky.socialWell, I-I guess you guys could use my help. W-Willow's not very good with the practical strategizing... except when she's evil. #BTVS
@teamrickandilsa.bsky.socialThe flaying of Warren Meers, oh, *truly* inspired. *That* was "water cooler" vengeance. Yes. Lloyd has a sketch of it on his wall. #BTVS
@teamrickandilsa.bsky.socialXander’s lie from season 2 not getting brought up again until season 7🤬🤬🤬 Tired of his hypocrisy and bad decisions getting a pass. #BTVS
