That’s not quite how I pictured his dad looking
@allflicker.bsky.social
@allflicker.bsky.socialThat’s not quite how I pictured his dad looking
@schlocklustervideo.bsky.socialThe Pascov vibes are strong!
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#FrightClub #AmityvilleDollhouse #Amitytime
@ibetta.bsky.socialDoesn’t he look dead Jimbo? I mean he looks dead to me…
@pcharbonneau21.bsky.socialThe red eyes are back. Is that the return of Jodi?
@squidlow.bsky.socialIronically Tubi isn't feeding me too many this time?
@pcharbonneau21.bsky.social"Max what are you doing here?"
"Getting the fuck out of this house, baby!"
@allflicker.bsky.socialI’m sure the father looking at his son‘s girlfriend sideeyed earlier will come to something quite sleazy
@ibetta.bsky.socialEwww the house has a yeast infection?
@frightya.bsky.socialRight? I think it's just that the velvet has worn off around the edges, but it really looks like somebody got murdered in that chair!
@pcharbonneau21.bsky.socialOk, I want the movie to end with a close up on the dollhouse where the light in one of the eye windows turns off as a wink to the camera.
Aaaaaaand credits.
How has nobody thought of this before???
@ibetta.bsky.socialSame! I hadda check I thought maybe I had mistakenly clicked into Tubi! 😂
@avantgardea.bsky.socialOh no, it's a flood of peanut butter coming under the door and down the stairs! Thank God it's only creamy and not chunky. #AmityvilleDollhouse #FrightClub
@schlocklustervideo.bsky.socialTales of giant furry cuddly animals under beds ... This is what happens when you let your kid stay up late to watch Night of the Lepus on Penn and Teller's MonsterVision ...
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#FrightClub #AmityvilleDollhouse #Amitytime
@pcharbonneau21.bsky.socialBased on how pets fared in previous Amityville entries, this mouse is fucked.
@avantgardea.bsky.socialNo no no, the giant rat would've been more appropriate in the Amityville clock movie. #AmityvilleDollhouse #FrightClub
@frightya.bsky.socialJust wanna let everyone viewing on Tubi know that you're not alone this time
Prime is seriously overestimating the degree of my determination to watch this entire movie
@allflicker.bsky.socialYo someone on set had to train this mouse to do all this
@schlocklustervideo.bsky.social