@fizzvstheworld.bsky.socialThe fact that Sony is willing to shitcan the critically acclaimed and award winning Spider-Noir series in favor of an adaptation of the Clone Saga can ultimately only mean one thing...
PAUL: THE LIMITED SERIES IS COMING
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@fizzvstheworld.bsky.socialYou know... There's something hilariously poetic about Marvel Editorial's convoluted means to escape their crippling fear of writing marriage, contributing to their bankruptcy in the 90s...
Now those same plot devices are being used to withhold Spidey's film rights in perpetuity...
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@fizzvstheworld.bsky.socialMe, when the cinematically envious gamophobes of the Spider-Office are forced to synergize with this:
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@fizzvstheworld.bsky.socialY'ALL JUST *HAD* TO ENCOURAGE THEM WITH THOSE ENDGAME ENCORE TICKETS, HUH?!
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@fizzvstheworld.bsky.socialThis may be a bit mean... but is it unjust?
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@fizzvstheworld.bsky.socialOh dear... Cosmonaut Variety Hour decided to go straight past the Quickie for Insomniac's Wolverine and dust off the "WHY IT SUCKS"...
...a graphic he hasn't used in his thumbnails since his review of the Hobbit Trilogy three years ago...
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@fizzvstheworld.bsky.socialMarvel once again demonstrating that they didn't learn a single goddamn thing from their 90s Speculator Bubble-induced bankruptcy... Just suffocate me with a mylar bag already if this is the grift with "Infinity Vision" screenings going forward...
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@fizzvstheworld.bsky.socialUnfortunately for me, my strongest memory of the original Steam controller was THIS Ctrl+Alt+Del comic...
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@fizzvstheworld.bsky.socialMakes perfect sense that Kugumi would end up with the magical equivalent of the Noisy Cricket... Never challenge a bookworm to a Terms Of Service fight...
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@fizzvstheworld.bsky.socialAaaaaaaaand THAT'S why Issho is the final boss of Akane-Banashi...
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@fizzvstheworld.bsky.socialIt's insane how good Jeremy Culhane is with his Tucker impression...
(I wonder if he's aware of the Petra trend)
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@fizzvstheworld.bsky.social"Hmmm... Simon Kinberg... Why does that name sound so famil-"
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@fizzvstheworld.bsky.socialHmmm... A disappointing main event feud designed to spin its wheels until the next company-wide crossover bolstered entirely by the sheer raw talent of the undercard?
No wonder Triple H wanted to be a part of Amazing Spider-Man #1000... 🤼
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@fizzvstheworld.bsky.socialThey say don't pull on Superman's cape but you DEFINITELY don't want to smoke a British cigarette around him...
(Another Supermanposting from @solidjj.bsky.social and special guest rotoscoper @matthewmccleskey.com)
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@fizzvstheworld.bsky.social@fizzvstheworld.bsky.socialTime to update your muted words list if you care about spoilers, I guess...
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@fizzvstheworld.bsky.socialAfter a certain point, you can't help but laugh at what the eternal midlife crisis vortex that is Marvel's Spider-Office deems as "relatable" to their readerbase...
Thank fuck the Petra/Polly trend became a thing...
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@fizzvstheworld.bsky.social@fizzvstheworld.bsky.socialSeriously, all those scenes could've been an email (i.e. the opening prologue of Doomsday proper)
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@fizzvstheworld.bsky.socialLet us not forget that it was also the grounds for Ken Penders' most embarrassing "DONUT STEEL" lawsuit...
(video by @comicdrake.com)
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