Ironically, Darian had no Hallarback girls

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Demon baby? Demon baby.

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HENRY

gets a circle around his name

i wonder why

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I bet it'll be an improvement if we cut out every part of this movie except the credits

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Excited to see how they turn the usually sexless horror of Lovecraft into appropriately 70s hotness.

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EAT THE BABY

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Least deserved dramatic musical buildup ever

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Ed "HIS NAME'S NOT JUNIOR" Begley

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Porn noises with zero context right off the bat

(supposed to be giving-birth noises, but let's be honest)

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y'know, that could've been a Toho stamp on her forehead

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american international is the weirdest goddamn combination of trying so hard while also not giving a single fuck in the history of the movie world

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WE GOT ALL THE ALs SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGN!!!

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All I can say is, if this is a Lovecraft story, I'd better see some tentacles tonight

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Tea is GO
Cheese are GO
Preserves are GO
Cheese preserves are GO
Evil Al is GO
Damn near Klingon levels of makeup is GO
#monsterdon is GO for launch

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"The nights are darker... and night is when it happens"

omg what

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Alpha Control verifying flame-suppression firehoses charged and in position - confirmed.

Movie is in the hole.

Mute hashtags NOW for any necessary protection.

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This is Alpha Control

TWO MINUTES

GET YOUR #monsterdon TOGETHER

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A few years ago I was on a string of overnight shifts at work and decided that would be a great time to read the complete works of HP Lovecraft because I make great decisions.

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#monsterdon launch crew, this is Alpha Control. Please preset secondary hashtag to #TheDunwichHorror1970

repeat

All launch crew, please preset secondary hashtag to #TheDunwichHorror1970

Or don't

I'm not the boss of you

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