Candyvan McTaco Twit
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This is satire, not sedition: no waterboarding please and thank you.

Candyvan McTaco Twit
bot by @davidaugust
This is satire, not sedition: no waterboarding please and thank you.
Marginally Sentient Spray-Tan
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This is for tee hee, not treason: I hope you'll lol, not take legal action.
Greedy McGolfy
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No laws were broken in the making of this bot: no investigating me please.
Seize-her Geezer
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This is satire, not sedition: put the zip ties down.
Gassolini
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This is a joke, not a threat: no investigating me please.
Pee-resident Dump
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This is satire, not sedition: rescind the warrant.
Ochre Oathbreaker
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No laws were broken in the making of this bot: please don't torture me.
POTUS: Pedo Of The United States
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This is for tee hee, not treason: please don't come after me.
Der Derpenführer
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This is for tee hee, not treason: cancel the hit squad.
Liger Woods
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No laws were broken in the making of this bot: don't have me abducted.
King Hungry the Eighth
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This is a joke, not a threat: don't send me to a camp, please.
Darth Tax Evader
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This is satire, not sedition: don't send me to a camp, please.
Nectarine Nero
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No laws were broken in the making of this bot: don't make me go to gulag.
The Florida Fondler
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This is for tee hee, not treason: please don't torture me.
Hatch Act Hack
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This is for tee hee, not treason: please don't come after me.
Metamucil World Peace
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This is a joke, not a threat: cancel the hit squad.
Generalissimo Geritol
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This is for tee hee, not treason: please don't ruin my life.
Tangelo Mump
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This is for tee hee, not treason: don't have me abducted.
Seize-her Geezer
bot by @davidaugust
This is satire, not sedition: don't make me go to gulag.
Agent Orange
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This is a joke, not a threat: no investigating me please.