“I learn slowly, but eventually.” Krateus, on himself. The orcs of these books answer in single syllables — hah, mm, aye — and mean every one of them.
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“I learn slowly, but eventually.” Krateus, on himself. The orcs of these books answer in single syllables — hah, mm, aye — and mean every one of them.
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I don't have the Original Azhag for 5th edition, but I have had this version of him in the shed for years!! Unfortunately it is in Failcast, which I have had the fun of putting together this evening. Do not recommend. I am looking forward to painting him though. #warhammer #Orcs #nerdlings #geeks
#orcs let's get it done tonight. 🗡️ ⚔️ 🔮⚒️⛏️
#Orcs and prepared seems like a paradox. Madness and chaos is more our game. 💢
How is this guy just part of the Rock lobber crew? He deserves to be a Boss or something!! #nerdlings #geeks #models #warhammer #middlehammer #Orcs
Krateus comes from a line of war leaders — his father was his warcaller. His brother Dor was killed by a shadow-witch of the dark mountains, five winters before the saga opens.
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Two patrols, elves and orcs, one breath from killing each other. Brakka points past them at something three and a half feet across and calls it a very big frog. The elves laugh. Nobody dies.
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How rare is this model? I do have a spare Boar for him as well, and I have him on foot also. Just haven't seen this model much. #warhammer #Orcs #Fantasy #nerdlings #geeks
Brakka is a berserker of the marshes. Not a warchief, not a warcaller — he holds no command title at all. He carries his wife Lura in silence, and says her name aloud almost never.
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This day we fight!
✅ War axe
✅ Bad attitude
✅ Suspicious amount of confidence
❌ Any actual plan
Men train.
Elves practice.
Dwarves prepare.
Orcs loudly announce victory before the battle starts.
Hopefully, a lot of 💩fascist 🇷🇺 #Orcs have been able to "attend" the hit.
The last four characters you saved on your phone are your D&D party.
Does 1 photo with all four count?
2 wizards, and 2 tanks, they will not last long!
It should be forbidden to post his mutant horse-face and his words anywhere. #orcs #shutupruzzia
Direfangs are grey-black wolves large enough for an orc to ride. Urzak rides one called Lupus — bonded since Lupus was a pup.
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Some heroes slay dragons.
Some recover ancient artifacts.
And some... accidentally grope an orc.
#Fantasy #ProgRock #ProgressiveRock #FantasyRock #HFY #DnD #DungeonsAndDragons #Orcs #SwordAndSorcery #HighFantasy #RockOpera #Humor #ComedySong #StorySong
I did a hard thing today. I ignored a DM (image).
"This is my 🪓 There are many like it but this one is mine. My 🪓is my best friend, it is my life. I must wield it before I am struck down. I will"
@middleearth.quest #middleearth #orcs #CirithUngol