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@crowbar.wtfOct 5, 2026, 9:35 AM

Pro tip - never crack eggs straight into the mixing bowl. Always use a separate bowl.

#MKR

@crowbar.wtfOct 5, 2026, 9:32 AM

You can still be non-pretentious and do simple plating and good cooking.

This is like kids playing at Chef.

#MKR

@crowbar.wtfOct 5, 2026, 9:29 AM

I'm not convinced these two have ever been to a restaurant without a drive thru.

#MKR

@crowbar.wtfOct 5, 2026, 9:26 AM

WHY WOULD YOU PUT THE "HERO" OF THE DISH ON ONE SIDE AND THE POTATOES IN THE MIDDLE AND THE BROCCOLI ON THE OTHER SIDE ALL LINED UP IN ROWS???

#MKR

@crowbar.wtfOct 5, 2026, 9:25 AM

The main course plates borrowed from the local kindergarten.

#MKR

@crowbar.wtfOct 5, 2026, 9:21 AM

Do they even know what "sear" means?

#MKR

@crowbar.wtfOct 5, 2026, 9:16 AM

This would have been the time to sous vide the lamb backstrap and just reverse sear them to finish and get consistent cooking.

And less smoke.

#MKR

@crowbar.wtfOct 5, 2026, 9:13 AM

And I shouldn't need to say that TEXTURE is very important.

#MKR

@crowbar.wtfOct 5, 2026, 9:12 AM

I'm with Jane here - the plate and cutlery and glassware DO matter.

Restaurants spend a fortune on getting these things right.

#MKR

@crowbar.wtfOct 5, 2026, 9:11 AM

Kmart have perfectly acceptable simple ceramic crockery for a couple of dollars.

#MKR

@crowbar.wtfOct 5, 2026, 9:08 AM

Negative space on a plate with a very busy pattern is absolutely pointless.

They at least should've plated in the middle.

It's more out of balance than a One Nation supporter.

#MKR

@crowbar.wtfOct 5, 2026, 9:03 AM

PLATING IS ARSE

#MKR

@crowbar.wtfOct 5, 2026, 9:02 AM

Chervil would compliment the scallops....

#MKR #justsaying

@crowbar.wtfOct 5, 2026, 9:00 AM

Cauliflower puri?

#MKR

@crowbar.wtfOct 5, 2026, 8:59 AM

Well the scallop searing is going well....

#MKR #sarcasm

@crowbar.wtfOct 5, 2026, 8:58 AM

I'll tell you what IS nutty.....

#MKR

@crowbar.wtfOct 5, 2026, 8:55 AM

Plating IS cooking.

#MKR

@crowbar.wtfOct 5, 2026, 8:53 AM

To start we have air fried the bacon to filth.

And fucked the butter.

#MKR

@rakuli.bsky.socialOct 5, 2026, 8:49 AM

They should make an #mkr / #alone spin-off where they send each couple to a remote place in the wilderness. But then leave them there, and never share their footage.

@crowbar.wtfOct 5, 2026, 8:48 AM

MAN DOWN!!! #MKR

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