The Printer Is Thinking Very Carefully Simple documents take several minutes to print. Mort discovers that maximum print quality was saved as the default for every job. #MortRoot #PrinterSettings #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #TechHumor #TechSupport #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems

The Reply Address From the Past Sent messages look normal, but every reply lands in an old mailbox. Mort discovers a forgotten reply address still attached to the account. #MortRoot #EmailSettings #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #TechHumor #TechSupport #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems

The Address From Somewhere Else #MortRoot #NetworkSettings #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #OfficeHumor #TechSupport #TechHumor #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems

The Download Interview Every downloaded file stops to ask where it belongs. Mort finds a browser setting configured to request a destination every single time. #MortRoot #BrowserDownloads #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #TechHumor #TechSupport #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems

The Accidental Close Up A webcam shows little more than one person's face. Mort discovers that the camera zoom was turned up and saved from an earlier call. #MortRoot #WebcamZoom #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #OfficeHumor #TechSupport #TechHumor #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems

The Numbers That Are Not Numbers A spreadsheet total ignores several visible values. Mort discovers that part of the imported column is stored as text instead of numbers. #MortRoot #SpreadsheetHelp #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #TechHumor #TechSupport #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems

The Shared Sent Mail Mystery Messages sent from a shared mailbox appear only in one person's Sent folder. Mort finds the shared copy setting disabled. #MortRoot #SharedMailbox #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #OfficeHumor #TechSupport #TechHumor #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems

The Missing Table Header A long document shows column headings only on its first page. Mort discovers that repeating header rows were never enabled for the table. #MortRoot #TableHeaders #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #TechHumor #TechSupport #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems

The Dirty Scanner Strip A dark line appears down every page from the document feeder. Mort finds one speck of dirt on the feeder's narrow glass strip. #MortRoot #ScannerLine #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #OfficeHumor #TechSupport #TechHumor #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems

The Slow USB Port A fast storage drive crawls during file copies. Mort discovers that it is connected through an older USB port with a much lower speed. #MortRoot #USBSpeed #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #TechHumor #TechSupport #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems

The Invisible Extra Space A password works when typed but fails when pasted. Mort discovers that the copied value includes an invisible space at the end. #MortRoot #PasswordHelp #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #OfficeHumor #TechSupport #TechHumor #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems

The Unhelpful Translation An internal website suddenly uses strange words and broken labels. Mort finds the browser automatically translating a page already written in English. #MortRoot #BrowserTranslation #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #TechHumor #TechSupport #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems

The Invite Stays Put A meeting invitation has no forwarding option. Mort discovers that the organizer disabled forwarding for the event. #MortRoot #MeetingInvite #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #OfficeHumor #TechSupport #TechHumor #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems

The Delayed Delivery Surprise A finished email sits in the Outbox overnight. Mort discovers that delayed delivery was set for the following morning. #MortRoot #DelayedEmail #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #TechHumor #TechSupport #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems

The Communications Volume Drop Music becomes nearly silent whenever a call begins. Mort finds a communications setting automatically lowering every other sound. #MortRoot #AudioSettings #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #OfficeHumor #TechSupport #TechHumor #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems

The Accidental HDR Display One monitor suddenly looks pale and faded. Mort discovers that HDR was enabled for a screen that handles ordinary desktop colors poorly. #MortRoot #HDRDisplay #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #TechHumor #TechSupport #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems

The Lock Key Announcement A large status popup appears whenever Caps Lock is pressed. Mort traces it to a keyboard utility showing lock key notifications. #MortRoot #CapsLock #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #OfficeHumor #TechSupport #TechHumor #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems

The Grid Took Over the Page A clean spreadsheet prints with dark boxes around every cell. Mort finds that gridline printing was enabled for the sheet. #MortRoot #SpreadsheetPrinting #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #TechHumor #TechSupport #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems

The Plain Text Inbox Colors, images, and layout vanish from every message. Mort discovers that the mail program is forcing all incoming email into plain text. #MortRoot #PlainTextEmail #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #OfficeHumor #TechSupport #TechHumor #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems

The Secondary Ringer Calls ring loudly through the laptop even with a headset connected. Mort discovers that the meeting app has a separate secondary ringer set to the speakers. #MortRoot #MeetingAudio #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #TechHumor #TechSupport #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems