Calvin's love language is confrontational honesty.
#CalvinandHobbes #NoRegrets

Nothing settles a philosophical debate like just going for it.
#CalvinandHobbes #DeepThoughts

Mom shutting down loopholes before breakfast is a whole superpower.
#CalvinandHobbes #ParentGoals

But why’s it green?! #CalvinAndHobbes #SundayFunnies #comicstrip
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However this ends, it's somehow never Calvin who gets in trouble 🙃
#CalvinandHobbes #InstantRegret

All those powers and the first move is still calling mom 😅
#CalvinandHobbes #KidEnergy

Deep questions, terrible timing — you're supposed to be steering.
#CalvinandHobbes #ExistentialCalvin