I love bad CGI so much. For real, it's making me happy! The water, the shark, the car getting thrown into the fourth floor... 🥳

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I’m sorry #FrightClub but I’m speechless I’m trying to think of the best riffs to respond to this but my jaw has literally dropped to the ground. #BigShark has broken me.

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Fake movie facts: if you look closely in the background of Big Shark, you can notice Kevin Costner hangin' out with those fellas who conspired to kill JFK.
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Is any of this scripted?
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It depends on how tiny said shark hunters are.

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I'm surprised mid 2000s Nicolas Cage isn't in this movie

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“You are the smartest” New Orleans is f**** #BigShark #FrightClub

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Even James Nguyen can’t beleive these cheesy effects #BigShark #FrightClub

Tommy should narrate audio books.

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He's playing a 912 year old firefighter.

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Let's save New Orleans! #Frightclub #bigshark

I got really lucky. Me and Uncle John hit up New Orleans on the New Year's Eve Eve right before Katrina.

New Year's Eve Eve in NOLA is still off the GD chain.

#BigShark #FrightClub

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Based on Tommy's gloves earlier I typed in "Ketchup and Mustard " into the Bluesky gif search and found this: 😄

So.... the shark brings the water with it?
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They need a G Wagon to help them get through those flooded streets.

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So Sophia is, here I go, you all know what’s comming is TEARING ME APART #BigShark #FrightClub

We're 35 min in and so far the only shark attack has been a flashback of an attack that took place inside a *checks notes* boxing ring. Mad Libs ass movie.
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