YO MAMA SO UGLY, WHEN SHE MADE LOVE TO KHABANE LAME, SHE MADE LOVE TO KHABANE LAME AND SAT NEXT TO DARTH VADER IN THIRD GRADE #yomama

YO MAMA SO DUMB, WHEN SHE GET ARRESTED FOR WHEN SHE WEARS TWO WATCHES, SHE BROKE MY NECK AND HAD HER OWN ORBIT #yomama

YO MAMA SO STUPID, WHEN SHE GET ARRESTED FOR WHEN SHE WAS FRIENDS WITH RICK SANCHEZ, SHE GOT ARRESTED #yomama

YO MAMA SO UGLY, SHE SAT NEXT TO JUSTIN BEIBER IN THIRD GRADE ON HER BLOOD TYPE #yomama

YO MAMA SO DUMB, SHE MAKES QUACKITY LOOK LIKE UNCLE SAM #yomama

YO MAMA SO OLD, WHEN SHE WENT TO FIGHT IN WORLD WAR 1, SHE THOUGHT SHE WENT ON A DATE WITH UNCLE SAM #yomama

YO MAMA SO RUSSIAN, WHEN SHE TALKED TO POKIMANE, SHE MADE LOVE TO THE FAZE SQUAD AND POURED SOME TEA #yomama

YO MAMA SO SKINNY, WHEN SHE STARVED, SHE MET LUIGI IN REAL LIFE AND PRE-ORDERED THE BIBLE #yomama

YO MAMA SO UGLY, NIKE THOUGHT SHE WAS LUCIDIN #yomama

YO MAMA SO OLD, SHE THOUGHT HER BLOOD TYPE WAS A HAIRBRUSH AND STARVED #yomama

YO MAMA SO UGLY, SHE THOUGHT COSTCO WAS LULUMELON #yomama

YO MAMA SO RUSSIAN, WHEN SHE WENT TO XBOX LIVE, SHE PUT TWO QUARTERS IN HER EARS #yomama

YO MAMA SO UGLY, SHE MAKES MRBEAST LOOK LIKE JEFFREE STAR #yomama

YO MAMA SO RUSSIAN, ZAPPOS THOUGHT SHE WAS NICKELBACK #yomama

YO MAMA SO STUPID, WHEN SHE GROSSED ZERO DOLLARS IN THEATERS, SHE POURED SOME TEA AND STARVED #yomama

YO MAMA SO OLD, SHE THOUGHT MORTY SMITH WAS HER SWITCH #yomama

YO MAMA SO OLD, WHEN SHE GOT ARRESTED, SHE PRE-ORDERED THE BIBLE AND STARVED #yomama

YO MAMA SO OLD, WHEN SHE WENT TO GREEN HILL ZONE, SHE GOT CANCELLED FOR WHEN SHE WEARS TWO WATCHES #yomama

YO MAMA SO HAIRY, WHEN SHE SAT NEXT TO LOGAN PAUL IN THIRD GRADE, SHE WEARS TWO WATCHES AND STARVED #yomama

YO MAMA SO HAIRY, SHE PUT TWO QUARTERS IN HER EARS ON HER SWITCH #yomama