as he peels away the moustache

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This could totally still be a porno

The gas station brand name definitely looked like "Hell"

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@nev It was a greasy time.

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"They're a cowardly, superstitious lot."

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The gas station brand name definitely looked like "Hell"

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1970, that's like, what. four gallons? and a tiny car like that, you're getting a good 20 miles per gallon - you'd be fine!

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nice angle, cinematographer. stopping at the hell station

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You just know these days the Necronomicon would be on Wikisource

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"However, you may check out the library's microfiche copy at your leisure."

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Porn 'stache getting a starring role in the movie

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one ringy-dingy

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"I only kill things I DO understand."

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Look around. You'll see what's there. Klingon makeup. All over the place. Well, all over my face.

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You'd think someone might have made other copies over the years

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Wilber Wiggly, of the Wiggly Wobblies?

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sure get your muppety sausage fingers all over the priceless antique

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YES FINALLY

THE PASSWORD LIST IT'S BEEN RIGHT HERE ALL ALONG

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I travelled a long way... by bus...

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You know, just take the Necronomicon back to the library and then we'll nip off for some chowder.

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yes, the university library copy of the necronomi-WHAAAAAAAT?!

seriously this is treehouse of horror writing right here

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