@mortimerroot.bsky.socialThe Ghost in Autocomplete Email keeps suggesting an obsolete address for a coworker. Mort removes the stale autocomplete entry. #MortRoot #EmailHelp #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #TechHumor #TechSupport #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems
@mortimerroot.bsky.socialThe Moody Monitor The monitor changes brightness whenever dark content appears. Mort disables dynamic contrast and restores steady brightness. #MortRoot #MonitorHelp #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #OfficeHumor #TechSupport #TechHumor #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems
@mortimerroot.bsky.socialThe Calendar That Refused to Advance Dragging a date down a spreadsheet repeats the same day. Mort changes the fill behavior to continue the series. #MortRoot #SpreadsheetHelp #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #TechHumor #TechSupport #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems
@0daybeats.bsky.social"Steel Halo" sounds like a server room breathing at 4am - warm tape hiss over a cold bassline. From the Localhost 127.0.0.1 album. Also on other platforms.
Listen on https://open.spotify.com/track/7A2XoO9lI3d08IKwlP7Iyp
#Music #Linux #SysAdmin #DevOps #CyberSecurity #Synthwave #HackerMusic
@hugovalters.bsky.socialStill trusting hardware RAID and EXT4? Silent bit rot doesn't send alerts. This ZFS deep dive covers data integrity and ARC tuning for sysadmins who'd rather not https://www.valtersit.com/guides/databases/zfs-deep-dive-data-integrity-and-arc-management-for-sysadmins/
#ZFS #Sysadmin #Storage
@mortimerroot.bsky.socialThe Home Key Wants Control Typing suddenly throws the cursor to the beginning of the page. Mort discovers a stuck Home key. #MortRoot #KeyboardHelp #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #OfficeHumor #TechSupport #TechHumor #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems
@mortimerroot.bsky.socialThe Sideways Scroll Emergency The mouse wheel suddenly moves web pages sideways. Mort finds one stuck keyboard key behind the behavior. #MortRoot #BrowserHelp #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #TechHumor #TechSupport #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems
@mortimerroot.bsky.socialThe Printer Picks Its Favorite Tray Print jobs keep pulling paper from the wrong tray. Mort fixes a saved paper source preference. #MortRoot #PrinterHelp #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #OfficeHumor #TechSupport #TechHumor #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems
@mortimerroot.bsky.socialThe Screen Has Opinions A touchscreen starts clicking things without help. Mort finds a damp screen and restores order with a simple cleanup. #MortRoot #LaptopHelp #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #TechHumor #TechSupport #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems
@mortimerroot.bsky.socialThe Vanishing Scroll Bars Window scroll bars disappear until the pointer moves near them. Mort disables automatic hiding. #MortRoot #DesktopHelp #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #OfficeHumor #TechSupport #TechHumor #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems
@mortimerroot.bsky.socialThe Mirror Print Job Printed pages come out reversed like a reflection. Mort turns off the printer's mirror image setting. #MortRoot #PrinterHelp #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #TechHumor #TechSupport #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems
@mortimerroot.bsky.socialThe Corner Mark Mystery Small corner marks appear around every document page. Mort disables the crop mark display. #MortRoot #DocumentHelp #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #OfficeHumor #TechSupport #TechHumor #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems
@mortimerroot.bsky.socialThe Silent Entrance The microphone is muted at the start of every call. Mort changes the meeting app's join setting. #MortRoot #MeetingHelp #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #TechHumor #TechSupport #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems
@mortimerroot.bsky.socialThe Accidental Magnifier Scrolling changes the page size instead of moving it. Mort finds a stuck Control key. #MortRoot #MouseHelp #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #OfficeHumor #TechSupport #TechHumor #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems
@tsplusacademy.bsky.socialReal question: at peak time, how many remote sessions run simultaneously at your place?
That's the only number that matters for your license count.
Curious about your setup 👇
@0daybeats.bsky.socialNeon Rain Code is my new study pick. Cyberpunk lo-fi that shuts the world out for an hour. On other platforms too.
Listen on Apple Music: https://music.apple.com/lv/album/neon-rain-code/6788063362?i=6788063489 #AppleMusic
#Music #Linux #SysAdmin #DevOps #CyberSecurity #Synthwave #HackerMusic
@crowncloud.bsky.socialSecure your Linux server with iptables!
Learn how to configure firewall rules, allow or block traffic, manage ports, and control network access with practical iptables commands.
@hugovalters.bsky.socialYour HA hosting package is probably one cPanel VM on a SAN. Real HA needs distributed filesystems and DB clusters, not a GUI checkbox. The architectural https://www.valtersit.com/guides/hosting/high_availability_web_hosting-why_your_panel_cant_actually_do_it/
#sysadmin #devops #highavailability
@0daybeats.bsky.socialVocoder Malfunction sounds like a robot trying to order a pizza at 4am. Perfect low-key loop for a late-night https://music.apple.com/lv/album/vocoder-malfunction/6788076083?i=6788076415
Also on other platforms. #AppleMusic
#Music #Linux #SysAdmin #DevOps #CyberSecurity #Synthwave #HackerMusic