Me and the swoonsome Emma Forbes, Director Richard Marson, Angela ?? Producer and the bloke on the right was the hand up the rear of Gordon The Gopher #swapshop @bbcfour @saturdaymornings.co.uk

Meanwhile on Tiswas, some kids are beating the crap out of a celeb in a cage. And it's much more entertaining. #SwapShop

THIS IS BORING GET ADAM ANT OR DURAN DURAN ON #swapShop

He's got a two day head start on you, which is more than he needs. Noel's got friends in every town and village from here to the Sudan. He speaks a dozen languages, knows every local custom. He'll blend in. Disappear. You'll never see him again. #SwapShop

No wonder Chegwin took to naturism #SwapShop

Noels chopper and now Noels helmet...what next?
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Maybe just say it in English but louder Noel like every terrible British person in 1981. #SwapShop

"Now then, I think we definitely need another segment about me dicking about in a helicopter over rural Buckinghamshire."

"But Noel, we've already done four in the last two mon..."

"MORE HELICOPTERS!" #SwapShop

Truly, these are the 'highlights' of #SwapShop

It's an entire band of Colonel Gadaffis #SwapShop

Beautiful tune to go with Noels big chopper
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Noel getting some ideas for his future, flying a helicopter and peering into other people’s houses. #SwapShop #BBCFour

This entire feature feels like a way to avoid purchase tax on a helicopter by making it a business expense #SwapShop

Has Noel got a helicopter? He's never mentioned it

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Stuff your Amazon drones. More of this this type of thing. #SwapShop

Imagine opening the door and it was Cheggers on roller-skates with scolding hot water. #SwapShop

Great start, how 80s... jump suits and roller skates #swapshop