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Sounds like the plane took a dump.

This is set in an era when tabloid journalism was lucrative enough that a journalist could own his own plane #Riffotronic

Our vampire’s like John Stewart, no one taught it to fly either. #Riffotronic

Huge pile of guano. #Riffotronic

I'm surprised they didn't hire Stephen King to play this old guy. #Riffotronic

He’s saving cash for a Gulfstream. #Riffotronic

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Let's be reasonable. Do you know how many black Cessna Skymasters there are in the US?

He done lost his head.

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DERRY NAME CHECK! #Riffotronic

That's definitely Dracula's Cessna #Riffotronic

I remember him f**king up chasing the Enterprise a few weeks ago on #ImpromptuTheater . #Riffotronic

Pepperidge Farms remembers.

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“Alright, I’ll take the job, but only if you publish the dead baby photo!”
“Why the hell are you obsessed with people seeing that?”
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But sometimes Ded is Bettah! #Riffotronic

Remember that family comedy where Miguel Ferrer played the wacky, lovable school bus driver? Me neither. #riffotronic

It’s like watching the FBI agent character he played on Twin Peaks, like exactly the same #Riffotronic

If he was a DJ he'd be Dickie Deez! #Riffotronic

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The straight press? Is this tabloid publication gay?