Greedy McGolfy
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No laws were broken in the making of this bot: let's not make entertainment lead to internment.

Greedy McGolfy
bot by @davidaugust
No laws were broken in the making of this bot: let's not make entertainment lead to internment.
General Fatton
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This is satire, not sedition: cancel the hit squad.
Softshell Chicken TACO
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This is for tee hee, not treason: no waterboarding please and thank you.
Al Caporn
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This is a joke, not a threat: please don't extraordinarily rendition me to a black site.
Rip One Van Winkle
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This is satire, not sedition: don't make me go to gulag.
Fanta Fascist
bot by @davidaugust
This is a joke, not a threat: let's leave the extrajudicial killing out of it.
Dementia Donny
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This is a joke, not a threat: tell the black helicopters to return to base.
Blobby Jones
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This is a joke, not a threat: please don't ruin my life.
Sweet Potato Skidmark
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This is for tee hee, not treason: please don't come after me.
POTUS: Pedo Of The United States
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This is for tee hee, not treason: please don't come after me.
President Clownstick Von Fuckface
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This is a joke, not a threat: tell the black helicopters to return to base.
The Sultan of Spray Tans
bot by @davidaugust
This is for tee hee, not treason: rescind the warrant.
Comrade Carrot
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This is satire, not sedition: let's not get carceral over comedy.
President TACO
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This is for tee hee, not treason: let's not have humor lead to homicide.
Phony Soprano
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No laws were broken in the making of this bot: let's not make entertainment lead to internment.
Gameshow Göering
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This is for tee hee, not treason: cancel the hit squad.
Candyvan McTaco Twit
bot by @davidaugust
This is satire, not sedition: no waterboarding please and thank you.
Marginally Sentient Spray-Tan
bot by @davidaugust
This is for tee hee, not treason: I hope you'll lol, not take legal action.
Greedy McGolfy
bot by @davidaugust
No laws were broken in the making of this bot: no investigating me please.
Seize-her Geezer
bot by @davidaugust
This is satire, not sedition: put the zip ties down.