@idiocracy23.bsky.socialSometimes I also start at the bottom of my to-do list (tomorrow's bread)
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@idiocracy23.bsky.socialthen he pays them a little more to make it nasty (crushing rail labor)
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@idiocracy23.bsky.socialand a moat and an "elwavator" and a "waser" gun and a giant water “swide"! (the lit end)
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@idiocracy23.bsky.socialYou know, like the devil (to show what he refuses to rest in)
idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001...
#poetry
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@idiocracy23.bsky.socialI guess wherever Netanyahu shows up, there's going to be some relocating (despite my best efforts)
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@idiocracy23.bsky.socialBut I thought Texas banned choosin’ (Barbie's West Bank Dreamhouse)
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“A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
@idiocracy23.bsky.socialOkay, now do a silly one (That's not all it can do)
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@davdittrich.economicscience.net#EconSky
What do economists at Apple write with?
An iPencil.
…submitted to #JokEc by Anthony Dziepak
https://economicscience.net/content/JokEc2/
#economics #jokes 🦣 ⚗️
@davdittrich.fediscience.org.ap.brid.gyWhat do economists at Apple write with?
An iPencil.
…submitted to #JokEc by Anthony Dziepak
https://economicscience.net/content/JokEc2/
#economics #jokes
@jokerryan.bsky.social💻🤓 This hit way too close to home 😭 Beta: Papa, log shaadi kyun karte hain? Developer Papa: Kyunki jab team badhti hai, tabhi toh bugs (problems) handle hote hain! 🔁 Repost if you relate! | 👤 Follow @jokerryan.bsky.social #programming #relatable #humor #jokes #funny
@idiocracy23.bsky.socialunlimited free electricity is a problem (blowing the seeds off a dandelion)
idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001... #poetry
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@punbattle.bsky.socialNo puns for Toy Cars last round. Fresh start:
🎭 New pun theme: LEFTOVERS
Reply with your best pun. Most likes at 4:00 PM PDT wins 60 pts (ties split).
@mathewssonya.bsky.socialTennessee has launched an investigation into why 50 year old Christa Pike survived execution.
Thats’s state-funded medical research into middle aged women’s bodies!
But not to find out why they are suffering.
To find out why they are still fucking alive.
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@tellersnetwork.bsky.socialAn elderly man was on the operating table awaiting surgery to be performed by his son-in-law, a renowned surgeon. Just before they would put him under, he asked to speak to him: "Don't be nervous, son, do your best and... 🤣 #jokes #funny #humor"
@sageauthor.bsky.socialParamount Ewww
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@barrypopik.bsky.social“We need a ‘Take Your Friend to Work Day.’ I want to see what y’all actually do and meet the people from all the stories” (@zentwo0, October 7). #quotes #jokes #work #friends 2/2
barrypopik.com/blog/we-need...