The only thing that stops God from sending a second Flood is that the first one was useless. —Nicolas Chamfort

The only thing that stops God from sending a second Flood is that the first one was useless. —Nicolas Chamfort
There are those that suck positive energy out of a room when they walk in. Don't be that person. —Ethan Le Phong
If you go to someone’s house and they don’t have any books don’t [sleep with] them. —John Waters
I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy because they know what it’s like to feel absolutely worthless. —Olly Riley
…if that’s not too sexy a question. —David Mitchell
Everything in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about power. —Oscar Wilde
Cherish your own emotions and never undervalue them. —Robert Henri
It's not that people don't want notifications; they don't want useless ones. —Cory Bergman
While it may be true that a watched pot never boils, the one you don't keep an eye on can make an awful mess of your stove. —Edward Stevenson
The best revenge is happiness, because nothing drives people more crazy then seeing someone actually having a good life :—) —Alexis Diaz
Memories do not always soften with time; some grow edges like knives. —Barbara Kingsolver
The hardest decision is deciding whether to "walk away" or "try harder. —Aldo Walsh
Sometimes I ask or say things because I’m trying to get people to see or understand the optics from a perspective that they are probably blind to. —Michael Parker
America is the kind of place where someone can get more offended at you calling them a racist than at the fact that they are a racist. —Trevor Noah
I think the most common cause of insomnia is simple; it’s loneliness. —Heath Ledger
it just feels good to get rid of trash in ur life sometimes. —Brandon Gates
Using different words for the same bad thing, because you know the word you want to use is naughty, does not mean you stopped advocating for the bad thing. —Jules Good
You love people. They disappoint you. But sometimes, they don’t. They just keep loving you, right through it all, waiting for you to wake up and appreciate them. To say, ‘I love you. I’ve always loved you back.’ —Courtney Maum
My TL is a constant blood drenched stream of horrible news. —Zach Boles
for people who are using social networking apps ... most are free and voluntary to use ... don't like what ya see, don't use it and STFU. —Sean C.