...he says as he continues to slam his dick into the car door that is the Generative AI money pit...

Yes, Satya... Surely you'll start pissing gold instead of blood after this attempt...
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See... It's precisely shit like this why we gleefully mocked scalpers and their temper tantrums over the Pokémon TCG 30th Anniversary Set being rendered "worthless" in their eyes...

These fuckers deserve worse than nothing...
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Let us not forget that it was also the grounds for Ken Penders' most embarrassing "DONUT STEEL" lawsuit...

(video by @comicdrake.com)
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So we're gone from "IRL Parody Product You Hear Advertised On The Radio In A Previous GTA" to "IRL Satirical Side-Mission From A Previous GTA"
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"You make a good point, ol' chum... but then you decided to become a puppy kicker!" is just a tired trope in general, especially in an era of unapologetic puppy kickers...
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Marathon 2026 is a multiplayer-only extraction shooter... Bungie is basically saying it failed because their playerbase sucks...
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Remember, folks... As tempting as it may be, be sure to keep your advocacy for physical media civil so Sony can't dismiss it as irrational trolling...
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When your mentions remind you that the Bill Maher of Video Games has an account on this site:
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Yeah, I'm not listening to a man who can't remember his own phone number or phone address...
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And people laughed at me for getting the Generational Pack on Switch 2...
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Going over Marvel's December 2026 solicitations and MAN they were REALLY banking on Insomniac's Wolverine having a stronger critical reception than it ended up getting, huh?
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ANOTHER?! You mean they've done this before?!
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GIVE THIS MODDER THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE
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Before Tifa expands her resume in FF7 Revelation, @kinkymation.bsky.social takes another look at Final Fantasy's ever-growing job market...
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World of Warcraft Forever... I already have enough Asmongold stink in my feed against my will...
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The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing us that computer dorks were smart...
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This is just pure arrogance... You are part of the problem if you buy this...
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Some people deserve to have their money stolen...

Like... This is a parody product you'd hear advertised over the radio in a previous GTA game...
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