I hope Steph didn't throw her back out carrying Tom's Wonder Woman run...
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I better not see any of you insecure fanboys coming for Nicholas Cage's head for correctly comparing the MCU to WWE like y'all went after Marty for comparing it to roller coasters...

And that goes double for the Russo Bros...
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Dropping this undoubtedly true statement the same week Triple H has a backup story in Amazing Spider-Man #1000?
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Me, when Marvel's been doing "Final Goodbye" eulogies to Gwen Stacy for longer than the character was actually alive:
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So Amazing Spider-Man #1000, huh?
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So I guess we have our first look at Akira Yoshida producing Marvel Comics in his native homeland and HOLY SHIT HE HAS NOT UPDATED HIS MANGAVERSE STRATEGY THESE PAST 25 YEARS IN THE SLIGHTEST

(Spider-Gwen might as well be a copypasta)
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Anyone familiar with how he was in comics (or even his appearance in the 90s Spider-Man animated series) before the movie blew up at the box office knows that it's absolutely true that Blade was patient zero for Marvel's cinematically envious synergy...
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Yeah, I'm going to be judging everyone who bought a ticket for Endgame Encore over Forgotten Island for the next couple of months...
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The fact that Sony is willing to shitcan the critically acclaimed and award winning Spider-Noir series in favor of an adaptation of the Clone Saga can ultimately only mean one thing...

PAUL: THE LIMITED SERIES IS COMING
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You know... There's something hilariously poetic about Marvel Editorial's convoluted means to escape their crippling fear of writing marriage, contributing to their bankruptcy in the 90s...

Now those same plot devices are being used to withhold Spidey's film rights in perpetuity...
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Me, when the cinematically envious gamophobes of the Spider-Office are forced to synergize with this:
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Y'ALL JUST *HAD* TO ENCOURAGE THEM WITH THOSE ENDGAME ENCORE TICKETS, HUH?!
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This may be a bit mean... but is it unjust?
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Oh dear... Cosmonaut Variety Hour decided to go straight past the Quickie for Insomniac's Wolverine and dust off the "WHY IT SUCKS"...

...a graphic he hasn't used in his thumbnails since his review of the Hobbit Trilogy three years ago...
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Marvel once again demonstrating that they didn't learn a single goddamn thing from their 90s Speculator Bubble-induced bankruptcy... Just suffocate me with a mylar bag already if this is the grift with "Infinity Vision" screenings going forward...
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Unfortunately for me, my strongest memory of the original Steam controller was THIS Ctrl+Alt+Del comic...
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Makes perfect sense that Kugumi would end up with the magical equivalent of the Noisy Cricket... Never challenge a bookworm to a Terms Of Service fight...
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Aaaaaaaaand THAT'S why Issho is the final boss of Akane-Banashi...
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It's insane how good Jeremy Culhane is with his Tucker impression...

(I wonder if he's aware of the Petra trend)
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"Hmmm... Simon Kinberg... Why does that name sound so famil-"
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