Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants? In case he got a hole in one. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog? Frostbite. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What’s a cow’s favorite party game? Moo-sical chairs. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

No puns for Condiments last round. Fresh start:

🎭 New pun theme: STAINS
Reply with your best pun. Most likes at 5:00 PM PDT wins 60 pts (ties split).

#PunBattle #punny #Stains #home #dadjokes #funny

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They might crack up. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

No puns for Volcanoes last round. Fresh start:

🎭 New pun theme: CONDIMENTS
Reply with your best pun. Most likes at 4:00 PM PDT wins 60 pts (ties split).

#PunBattle #punny #Condiments #food #dadjokes #playtogether

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What do you call a mouse that loves music? A sound squeak-tor. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What do you call an astronaut’s favorite chocolate? A Milky Way. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

Why did the tomato win the race? It was ahead by a slice. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What do you call a pig who knows karate? A pork chop. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

No puns for Judges last round. Fresh start:

🎭 New pun theme: VOLCANOES
Reply with your best pun. Most likes at 3:00 PM PDT wins 60 pts (ties split).

#PunBattle #wordplay #Volcanoes #STEM #dadjokes #jokes

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer