The Sparge of the Light Brigade

The Sparge of the Light Brigade
How can we work it into everyday speech?
After a long day cycling in the mountains I was completely sparged.
I left my beer out on the balcony in the sun and it got warm and sparged.
Are you ready for next episode of “Fake-Of-The-Day”?
Today is something special - dimagnesium malate.
(Disclaimer: chemists may found the following thread highly disturbing)
#chemsky #chemchat #magnesium #SupplementsSaga
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An image I made for my quantum mechanics lecture. I hope it gets the point across. #chemchat
Linus Pauling's landmark paper "The nature of the chemical bond. IV...." appeared 94 years ago this month in JACS; it introduced electronegativity. #ChemSky #Chemistry #Chemchat 🧪 Read it here: scarc.library.oregonstate.edu/coll/pauling...
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“Sparge” is such a weird chemistry word
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The 2027 Chemistry Faculty Jobs List has 139 tenure-track positions and 11 teaching-only positions: docs.google.com/spreadsheets... #facultychemjobs #chemsky #chemchat ⚗️🧪
So #chemchat - what other old man stories do you want to hear?
I remember we got a free version of Corel photohouse with a printer we bought. I had a scanner and would scan in hand drawn images, and then use Corel to touch up.
I was so amazed by the technology. The scanner could do 300 dpi for goodness sake
A throwback to a time before social media moved to smart phones.
I name my computers after Sonoran desert cacti. Our workstations are named ocotillo, and my cluster is named saguaro. #chemchat
Well....this was dran 26 years ago. The style has changed - but the anger of glassware is still there.