"Hi, I'm Ancillary Character." #bmoviemaniacs

You *have* been following the news lately, haven’t you? #BMovieManiacs

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By all means, don't test the Coelacanth juice on a lab animal, Einstein.

"Okay, I'm all done setting up a zip line for my GI Joe." #bmoviemaniacs

Hello, Bellvue? I have two more for a trip to the Enchanted Kingdom.
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I wonder which one of those books opens the secret passage behind the bookshelf. #bmoviemaniacs

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And because he's an egotistical jerk, he doesn't share his concerns with experts.

"As for you, Troy Donahue, I know what you want to do." #bmoviemaniacs

I wondered why I hadn't heard of this one. I don't really any more. #bmoviemaniacs

Why is he dressed like a ventriloquist dummy? #BMovieManiacs

Great, now he’s doing Double Indemnity #BMovieManiacs

Is that the same plaid shirt Vincent Price wore in The Bat? #BMovieManiacs

"I love our tense, silent walks across campus." #bmoviemaniacs

"All the evidence suggests that... this shirt is not right for me." #bmoviemaniacs

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Gamma rays? So he was dealing with a Hulk Coelacanth?

Worst Three Stooges lineup ever. #bmoviemaniacs

Don't forget the vanilla. He needs lots of vanilla for his coelacanth smoothies #BMovieManiacs

Professor, you made a $400 call to Madagascar, you're blowing off classes, AND that fish has been laying out for like 5 days. It reeks in here. You're suspended til we air out the building.
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