I admit, that spherical chicken joke, that was hilarious. But it was straight downhill from there. / S01E09 The Cooper-Hofstadter Polarization #BigBangTheory #BBT

Howard: Check my blood pressure again. I can get it higher. just give me a second. (Dials phone) Mrs Wolowitz (on phone): Hello? / S07E16 The Table Polarization #BigBangTheory #BBT

Zack: (About Sheldon) He's like the Swedish Chef Muppet. I don't know what he's saying, but he's funny. Leonard: Oh, I know what he's saying, and he's not funny. / S10E22 The Cognition Regeneration #BigBangTheory #BBT

Okay, so we now have a socially awkward genius in a room full of attractive age-appropriate women. / S01E12 The Jerusalem Duality #BigBangTheory #BBT

Sheldon: If I can walk past that pet shop with the parrot in the window, I suppose I can do this. (Enters apartment...) All: Happy birthday! / S09E17 The Celebration Experimentation #BigBangTheory #BBT

Penny: Great! A little insulting, but great. I'll be Koko. Sheldon: Not likely. Koko learned to understand over two thousand words, not one of which had anything to do with shoes. / S03E10 The Gorilla Experiment #BigBangTheory #BBT

Alice: I did evil. Would you be open to a trade? Leonard: Uh, yeah, yeah, sure, I guess. Alice: Okay. Here. This is my number, call me. / S05E07 The Good Guy Fluctuation #BigBangTheory #BBT

Howard: Leonard, you talk to Penny. Leonard: What makes you think I can convince her. Howard: You got her to have sex with you; obviously your super-power is brainwashing. / S04E11 The Justice League Recombination #BigBangTheory #BBT

Howard: Our friends should be here any second! Raj: Those are the only other people you invited? What about the kids from the Daddy and Me class? Howard: Oh, grow up. / S11E11 The Celebration Reverberation #BigBangTheory #BBT

Zach: It could be because of the game me and my frat brothers used to play where we kicked each other in the balls over and over... ... Leonard: Huh. You went to college. / S12E12 The Propagation Proposition #BigBangTheory #BBT

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Howard: (singing) Marcy Grossman is sunshine on a cloudy day... when it's cold outside Marcy Grossman is the month of May. / S02E12 The Killer Robot Instability #BigBangTheory #BBT

Leonard: This isn't so bad. Sheldon: That's easy for you to say. Your chair's not facing the lingerie section. Boy, that's a lot of panties. / S08E12 The Space Probe Disintegration #BigBangTheory #BBT

Sheldon: Did it look ridiculous when we got the Satanimals pack and I dressed up as a Beelzebobcat? / S05E10 The Flaming Spittoon Acquisition #BigBangTheory #BBT

Sheldon: What was that? Raj: My stomach. Indian food doesn't agree with me. Ironic, isn't it? / S03E02 The Jiminy Conjecture #BigBangTheory #BBT

Howard: Should we try and track down the owner first? Raj: Yeah, that's probably a good idea. Howard: Anyone lose a drone? ... Looks like it's ours. / S11E19 The Tenant Disassociation #BigBangTheory #BBT

Amy: Bernadette, on your wedding night you'll be consummating your marriage. What do you think your first position will be as husband and wife? / S05E22 The Stag Convergence #BigBangTheory #BBT

Sheldon: You don't know where I am. My physical body is safely ensconced in a secure, undisclosed location. Leonard: You're in your bedroom. / S04E02 The Cruciferous Vegetable Amplification #BigBangTheory #BBT

Sheldon: I suppose that's a fair request. There's no reason we both can't benefit from this experience. / S08E02 The Junior Professor Solution #BigBangTheory #BBT

Sheldon: The person I'd most like to have dinner with is myself. Penny: You sure that's your choice? 'Cause I've had that dinner. / S08E16 The Intimacy Acceleration #BigBangTheory #BBT