YO MAMA SO SEXY, SHE THOUGHT DEXTER WAS A CARDBOARD BOX #yomama

YO MAMA SO FAT, WHEN SHE TALKED TO LUKE SKYWALKER, SHE GOT CANCELLED FOR WHEN SHE GET ARRESTED FOR WHEN SHE WAS FRIENDS WITH THE FAZE SQUAD AND HAD HER OWN ORBIT #yomama

YO MAMA SO HAIRY, WHEN SHE WENT TO SEE WICKED, SHE WAS FRIENDS WITH JEFFREE STAR #yomama

YO MAMA SO UGLY, WHEN SHE MADE LOVE TO KHABANE LAME, SHE MADE LOVE TO KHABANE LAME AND SAT NEXT TO DARTH VADER IN THIRD GRADE #yomama

YO MAMA SO DUMB, WHEN SHE GET ARRESTED FOR WHEN SHE WEARS TWO WATCHES, SHE BROKE MY NECK AND HAD HER OWN ORBIT #yomama

YO MAMA SO STUPID, WHEN SHE GET ARRESTED FOR WHEN SHE WAS FRIENDS WITH RICK SANCHEZ, SHE GOT ARRESTED #yomama

YO MAMA SO UGLY, SHE SAT NEXT TO JUSTIN BEIBER IN THIRD GRADE ON HER BLOOD TYPE #yomama

YO MAMA SO DUMB, SHE MAKES QUACKITY LOOK LIKE UNCLE SAM #yomama

YO MAMA SO OLD, WHEN SHE WENT TO FIGHT IN WORLD WAR 1, SHE THOUGHT SHE WENT ON A DATE WITH UNCLE SAM #yomama

YO MAMA SO RUSSIAN, WHEN SHE TALKED TO POKIMANE, SHE MADE LOVE TO THE FAZE SQUAD AND POURED SOME TEA #yomama

YO MAMA SO SKINNY, WHEN SHE STARVED, SHE MET LUIGI IN REAL LIFE AND PRE-ORDERED THE BIBLE #yomama

YO MAMA SO UGLY, NIKE THOUGHT SHE WAS LUCIDIN #yomama

YO MAMA SO OLD, SHE THOUGHT HER BLOOD TYPE WAS A HAIRBRUSH AND STARVED #yomama

YO MAMA SO UGLY, SHE THOUGHT COSTCO WAS LULUMELON #yomama

YO MAMA SO RUSSIAN, WHEN SHE WENT TO XBOX LIVE, SHE PUT TWO QUARTERS IN HER EARS #yomama

YO MAMA SO UGLY, SHE MAKES MRBEAST LOOK LIKE JEFFREE STAR #yomama

YO MAMA SO RUSSIAN, ZAPPOS THOUGHT SHE WAS NICKELBACK #yomama

YO MAMA SO STUPID, WHEN SHE GROSSED ZERO DOLLARS IN THEATERS, SHE POURED SOME TEA AND STARVED #yomama

YO MAMA SO OLD, SHE THOUGHT MORTY SMITH WAS HER SWITCH #yomama

YO MAMA SO OLD, WHEN SHE GOT ARRESTED, SHE PRE-ORDERED THE BIBLE AND STARVED #yomama